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"Boxing Day Football Extravaganza" I could see that.

QFT

THIS THREAD MAKES ME LAUGH OUT LOUD

move = in motion in-line = lined up on the OL

I pee in a blender and add some pina colada mix and drink it with lemon wedges.

Nice.

'Cause that's my job. POOPY POOP LOOPS OF POO!!

YES!!! Thanks, Molson!

Tard bashing on the internets is just a priori entertainment.

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Me, I'm all for shining the bishop hedd whenever and wherever ya please. Rubbing it this way, choking it that. I'm just saying other people often get their knickers in a twist about it when it's in a thread. Some people get offended by someone touching a fully engorged penis and manipulating the blood flow in said member in order to ejaculate seminal fluid. Go figure. I'm what you'd call a good samaritan. Samaritans come from either two lines: the good or the bad. Good samaritans give an FYI to thread starters when they masturbate in a thread without due knowledge of the socio-internets consequences. I just wanted to inform. It's just my nature to be friendly.

Yeah, I would advise wrapping your hand around your penis somewhere else. People are liable to get the knickers in a twist about masturbating in a thread. I don't understand it myself, but there it is!

Nothing would amuse me more

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Full tilt poker is a really well platform/interface with a lot of players. I just play for free, but you can play with real deniro as well.

IT'S ALRIGHT! 'CAUSE I'M SAVED BY THE BELL!!! I HEART SLATER

You know, I used to think that conservatives were the biggest morons in the moron kingdom. But, these days, I think that liberals might be even higher in the moron hierarchy than their fellow court brethren.

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Nathan is fine with that. Nathan is a cool cat, once you get to know him.

One could also say that factors that are common to religion in general manifest in various ways through various religions, often producing violence in one sort or another due to dogmatic beliefs about the nature of the universe and who "holds the key(s) to the kingdom", so to speak. Religion (as it has existed so far), in this day and age, is an anachronistic mode for modeling consciousness and the human experience of that consciousness in the universe. Single-valued logic that only allows binary formulation of experience limits one's ability to develop and transform new schema for modeling and understanding the universe. Why do humans feel the necessity to hold on to thousands of years old modeling systems that do not compute with our present day experience of the universe? They feel the need because these systems give a sense of continuity to life as well as a sense of purpose that, due to how the systems have been constructed and indoctrinated, states that there is some "essence" to life that is somehow the "ground" of all experience. Or, in other words, there's a "reason" why you're alive and why the universe does not comport to our religious modeling of it. But has anyone ever experienced an "essence" before? Has anyone ever located somewhere, something, or some time in the universe that is not a product of constant transformation? Beware those that NEED to construct a universe that revolves around themselves or their religion. They are willing to go to any lengths to bring about the revelation and realization of what their religion dictates. Religion, because it instills "essence" into our experience, is so far the ultimate human justification for any action that one desires. When our models of the world do not comport with our experience of the world, how can there not be strife?

not YOU, you in the general sense, silly goose

Nothin skeery about Nathan Explosion! He's a cartoon! He just wants you to die, that's all...

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Poopy poop loops of poo!!