I want us to beat the Dolphins because of how the sports media slobs Tua, McDaniel, and that team right now. I don't care about his, Tua's, stats from last week. I don't care that they are 2-0. I don't care about McDaniel's offense or his socially awkward interviews or responses. I don't care about their defense or what they have supposedly accomplished these first two weeks of the season. I want us to walk into Miami, get more sacks as a defense than we had against the Rams, hit Tua 20-25 times in total, have him back there seeing ghosts, and tossing wobblers all game long. I want Edmunds or Milano to absolutely plant Tyreek Hill into the ground on one of those quick slants or screens that noodle arm will be tossing out there. 15 yard flag or no 15 yard flag, idc. Bury that guy. I want us to dominate them in every single phase of the game and leave not even the slightest doubt as to whom is running the AFCE. On their home field, in front of their "rejuvenated" fan base, beat the brakes off them just so we can hear all of the excuses.