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They did? There go my plans for buying a slave while in myrtle beach in the spring. I guess i'll just buy more beer or somethin'.

Yeah, in fact i got more money this week than other weeks. I guess they think i am management material.

Wow, you really were never a Bills fan. Any real Bills fan would realize that Buffalo Bills football is religion. Thus the same rules stand, whatever the mother is, the baby is. Got it?

"Jets quarterback Chad Pennington copiously listens to Elmo on how to hold a football and not throw interceptions against the Buffalo Bills".

Or if you have drug dogs that can smell the intoxicating scent of cocaine.

No, it's brilliance. Buffalo Bills - 31 Tennessee Titans - 17

Were you a Bills fan, or just a bandwagoning kitty? Cause that's what it looks like. I know the excuse you gave was that Tennessee got its own team, but seriously, any real "old school" Bills fan is not going to jump ship because a sh------- team like the oilers moved to town. Now i was born in 1987, been a Bills fan ever since, but compared to people on this board, i woud not even come close or even feel the need to call myself "old school". 10 years as a bills fan, whoopty doo. You were pretty much a Bills fan while they were doing well, that's real hardships like some of the old school people here. You didn't even suffer through Rob Johnson, and Todd Collins it sounded like you were pretty much on your way out because the Bills weren't doing well in '97. So please, give the Bills fan thing a break, you get no love here. If 1988 is "old school" bills fan, and i have been a fan since 1987, i guess that makes me old school as well, but the fact of the matter is that i would not want to be seen in a category with you I bet you just loved the forward latteral.

I get upset, turn down the music, and call a party foul on myself. Personally, i don't think it's that big of a deal. To tell you the truth, if you're only having a few on ride home from work, you won't be drunk, but you will still be charged. If you are trashed behind the wheel, why not go down swinging in a hail of gun fire when you get pulled over.

Okay, this ain't a porn tape of the Olsen Twins compeating against Jenna Jameson and Jodie Moore to see who gives the best BJ.

Yeah, now he's done it. Unleash your pro-Vince Young campaign which includes commercials, billboards, and other forms of political marketing tools. I think you can take this one. He has no idea what he's getting into.

See now, what is confusing as hell to me is that everybody does it and they never discouraged it during my training, as well as it is considered a regular practice by all those at the warehouse.

Complete the order, and then sign off.

No, their rival. US Foodservice.

When was the last time you said that?

of scamming the company i work for. Bare with me, it's lengthy, but i need advice. How so? The company monitors our performance on the job with a computer system that sets a certain amount of alotted time for each order. After we finish an order, we type in our next order and the actual time we spent on the our last order is then divided by the time the computer says we should complete the order in. At the end of the night, one must type in a sign off code that signs you off of the system, and identifies the amount of time you spent on your last order of the night, as well as your total for the night. The percentage points are then taken and used to gage your performance on the job. In between 80 and 109% one is paid $15.00 an hour, 110-120%, one is paid at a rate of an additional $2.75 for a total of $17.75. At 121-125% one is paid at a rate of $21.00 an hour. I usually run somewhere between a 95% and 103%. Tonight, as i have done for the past three weeks, i signed off while i still had one aisle left on my order, and five minutes after my signing off, i was approached by one of the managers and told that i was "scamming" the company because i signed off early and i was running up my percentages. For the record i ran a 100% on the night. As is clearly seen, i am no where near any of the incentive numbers, which are those numbers which increase your pay. So is it truly scamming. Maybe it is just the choice of words that my manager. Rick used, but I don't think i was scamming the company. Advice, words, whatever would be appreciated.

Not only is it a question of do you think the NFL would let him do that, but do you really think it is possible at NFL speeds for a man like Michael Vick to pull down his pants, and start popping genital pimples at defenders before the rush gets to his quarterback? I don't think so... Maybe in college.

I don't think too many people who read the book thought the movie was that great. Def. one of my worst blind DVD buys.

Thought it might have been my friend Sauer (pronounced Sour). Bastard got a DUI the other night on the way back to base.

I usually hear engineer from the people i know.

1. Gone with the Wind - It is a dude taking sh-- from a stuck up B word the entire movie, and then the climax is him telling her to go !@#$ herslef? Woo Hoo, i got enough of that when my parents were married. 2. A lot of Scorsese Films - Why you ask? Just end the !@#$in movie Marty! It's like double dipping, dip the chip once, and end it! 3. LOTR - I'm sorry, if i want to see dudes walking around i'd go up to Saratoga at 2:00 morning on a Friday night or the ghetto on a Tuesday. Much more interesting things are likely to happen there. 4. Brokeback Mountain - Never seen it, i just know it's not for me. There will be more when i think of them, i'm tired i just got off of work, so give me time.

Oh sh--, i must've blanked out or maybe its because i am in a hurry. Voice recognition gets my vote. sh--. Time for work.

Voice recognition blows. I work with headsets at work and the !@#$ing thing never hears what you say. I voted iris scan.

Bill and Nick from England, just get those anglican bitches out of the home land and maybe my opinion will change. In addition to that, over throw the royal family too. I know they have no power, but they bother me.

Hound dog.

My throat is still recovering from the SD game with the yelling and cigar smoking.