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swede316

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  1. What is it now? 5 years of mediacrity? Time for a change....TD has failed and failed miserably....5 years is all you get in the NFL....Time to move on.
  2. Yep, I'd watch Cricket before I'd watch another NFL game if the Bills moved...and Cricket is the game that was invented to make all other sports look interesting.
  3. let's remember movie technology wasn't the same back then...I remember watching Sinbad movies and thought Ray Haryhausen claymation was the coolest thing ever...nowadays it would be laughed at. Same with Godzilla and the like....i guess thats what makes them classic...good movies with crappy special effects comparitivley speaking.
  4. Sunday's game against the patsies...They are unbelievably lucky and have the refs in their back pockets....It almost cost me my 57" big screen from a size 12 thrown at it in its direction.....I can't remember being that pissed off in along time over a Bills game.
  5. http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2201514 Saints in San Antonio then LA in the next 2 years?
  6. Dolphins lose.....No better way to start the weekend!
  7. I might be wrong here but the original Halloween movie...Not gory by today's standards and scary as hell.
  8. And I need to be stopped?
  9. A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the African desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asks the Sergeant why the camel is kept there. The nervous sergeant said, Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have "urges". That's why we have the camel." The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about urges", so the camel can stay." About a month later, the Captain starts having his own "urges". Crazy with passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild, insane sex with the camel. When he's done, he asks the Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?", No . not really, sir...They usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are."
  10. In a recent Channel 4 news broadcast, it was announced that Lorena Bobbitt's sister Louella was arrested for an alleged attempt to perform the same act on her husband as her famous sister had done several years ago. Sources reveal the sister was not as accurate as Lorena. She allegedly missed the target and stabbed her husband in the upper thigh causing severe muscle and tendon damage. The husband is reported to be in serious, but stable condition, and Louella has been charged with . . a misdewiener!
  11. You want stupid jokes...well here ya go: A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer. The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings." The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer. The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings." The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings." The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer. The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs." The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs." Te bartender says, "You are now. That was a barbitchyouate."
  12. As are all FSU grads. Congrats on the engagement...Now my advice...Run away...very far away and never look back...hehe.
  13. Statute of Limitations...The only reason I confessed.
  14. I was at that game..Still have the ticket stub...and yes I stormed the field...FANDAMONIUM!
  15. I'm thinking Bills 17 - Jets 14.
  16. Looks like the new rules suit this team....GO SABRES....Now only if the NHL offered Live Video on the internet like MLB.TV...All would be right with the world.
  17. Thats some funny shi-it!
  18. Let's be real here for a moment...JP has sucked...Period!...I like JP and would like him to succeed but at what cost?...write this year off? I say start KH and let's see what happens..Hell..we are only a game out of 1st place....To early to quit on this team as a whole....and maybe time to let the kid learn from his mistakes before everything is lost.
  19. Ok...How about an English class.
  20. That's what I call nonsense......I say start Holcomb against the Phish and see what happens.
  21. May you contract herpes after your next date with Ron Mexico!
  22. Buffalo 56% 9247 votes GB 44% 7261 votes
  23. I don't understand a frieking word she is saying but I'm in love!
  24. I have to agree...Each episode leaves you begging for more...Great Show.
  25. Just say no to pickle juice...
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