First of all do not assume that I woudnt know the feeling of you are trying to capture with your horrible use of these words. Secondly, I have played games in the Orange Bowl, the Swamp- thats where the gators play and the Citrus Bowl where UCF plays. The only reason that the Eurpeans go nuts for "soccer" is because that is all you have over there, that and bad teeth and some ladies that can use a tan.
My friend I have a state champiomship ring I know the feeling so do not compare your sports existance to mine. As far as a hooligan goes, I can get drunk and act like I dont have any sense to, trust me I have done it before. I live in South Florida and have not missed a Bills-Fins game since I was 13 and I am now 25. Yes I have been detained and kicked out of a stadium for fighting I will take the dogs anyday over a asp to the throat. Asp: a 3 foot steal rod that collapses to 8 inches in length and is concealed on a cops belt. Very hard. Sorry Einstein try again.