Bmwolf21

Here's the REAL Shocker: An internal investigation by the Dallas Cowboys into Adam "Pacman" Jones' latest incident concludes that he was not in violation of his contract, or the understanding about conduct he had with owner Jerry Jones, a high-ranking team official said. The team plans no disciplinary action, the source said. An independent investigation by NFL security is underway but has not yet presented a report to commissioner Roger Goodell. LINK In fairness, though - this is a Mort Report. Take it FWIW.

He'll be the next story on "When Keepin' it real goes wrong" -- as soon as Dave Chappelle starts making his show again.

Is she hot? We need pics to evaluate this trade proposal. Who is his wife/what is she famous for?

Reading some of these posts I wonder if the team has had to hire someone to help him find the stadium, get dressed for the game and get into the right huddle. According to some he's apparently so dumb that simple tasks seem like epic challenges, so it's no wonder he can't handle trying to read an NFL defense.

Happy Belated Birthday to a fellow 'Nole!

Get back to me when you start sending royalties to Dick Wolf and Steven Bochco, and we'll talk about your spurious claims against me. I may have to resort to a claim of defamation for all the Jack-ASS name-calling. BTW, jackass isn't hyphenated. Oh, and BTW - Halle Berry>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kari Byron & Avril Lavigne.

Agree 100%.

Your honor, after submission of the following evidence, the prosecution rests its case. Not only should Steely Dan be censured for the inclusion of Kari Byron and Avril Lavigne in "The most beautiful woman in her prime. (Pictures Included)" poll/thread, he should also face temporary suspension of his man card for impugning the hotness of Miss Elizabeth. And he should also be censured for excessive use of Myspace-level links.

Your judgment has already been proven suspect in this area.

Thankfully she's not Avril or Kari. She was hotter. Those pics are the best of a weak lot. They still don't really do justice to the woman that I drooled over on Saturday afternoon wrestling shows.

I couldn't find any good ones either. Too bad she was in the WWF in the mid-80's - if she was in there over the last 10 years she would have had Playboy offers, her own Divas calendar, a Divas video....

In my best Austin Powers voice..."that's a man, baby!" Miss Elizabeth was pioneer of the WWF's "hot female manager/valet" role. She started in the WWF (screw you, World Wildlife Fund) in the mid-80's as Macho Man Randy Savage's "manager, and had some interesting storylines with George "The Animal" Steele. She was HOT.

Copy & paste works wonders sometimes, you know? I'll give you partial credit. The play looked like it was designed to go to the left; Fowler and Butler pulled left and Dockery blocked back inside (to the right.) But the guy who got through untouched went right by Fowler's and Dockery's faces, so they can share credit for the fumble. But it definitely looks like Fowler lunges and misses on Antonio Smith, who met JP & Marshawn at the handoff spot. You can see the replay HERE, at around the :22 mark.

I much more inclined to pin the first fumble on Fowler's ¡Ole! blocking attempt.

Quoted for truth.

What a ing joke.

Don't misunderstand what I'm saying. I just didn't think there was that much to the "Turk is ripping him a new one" angle some were posting. I had walked away from the TV at the time it happened, but after reading some of the posts in the GDT I thought I was going to rewind the DVR to find that Turk chased him all over the sidelines and someone had to step between them. I'm not saying that it wasn't an animated conversation, but I just didn't read much more into it than a coach ticked off about a bad throw and/or read by his QB and letting him know about it. I agree that seeing 10 seconds of footage of a predictable argument after an interception - without sound - and trying to interpret what was said is a futile effort at best.

Fair enough. I thought that up to the Royal fumble, JP was playing a very solid game. The wheels came off after the Royal fumble, and at that point the Bills were forced into catch-up mode, and Arizona just teed off on JP and the offense. I think he has a lot of talent, but needs a change of scenery and might become a serviceable QB under someone else's tutelage.

Good post. I also didn't think Turk was "ripping JP a new one" as much as others posted. Turk was pissed, but it wasn't over the top or anything. Maybe I'm jaded from watching Jimbo Fisher and Rick Trickett go nuts on their offense at Florida State.

I have no problem admitting that Trent is a better QB. I wasn't impressed with him last year, but he won me over this season. I'm glad to see someone admit that Trent probably wouldn't have won the game either, with the way the coaching, defense and special teams played. That being said I am tired of seeing posters pin the entire loss on JP when the defense couldn't get within spitting range of Warner and made two defensive stops all game long.

LINK Below is a list of the 14 most common traits of serial killers. 1. Over 90 percent of serial killers are male. 2. They tend to be intelligent, with IQ's in the "bright normal" range. 3. They do poorly in school, have trouble holding down jobs, and often work as unskilled laborers. 4. They tend to come from markedly unstable families. 5. As children, they are abandoned by their fathers and raised by domineering mothers. 6. Their families often have criminal, psychiatric and alcoholic histories. 7. They hate their fathers and mothers. 8. They are commonly abused as children — psychologically, physically and sexually. Often the abuse is by a family member. 9. Many serial killers spend time in institutions as children and have records of early psychiatric problems. 10. They have high rates of suicide attempts. 11. From an early age, many are intensely interested in voyeurism, fetishism, and sado-masochistic pornography. 12. More than 60 percent of serial killers wet their beds beyond the age of 12. 13. Many serial killers are fascinated with fire starting. 14. They are involved with sadistic activity or tormenting small creatures.

Paraphrasing Harry Doyle from Major League 2: "The Bills made a stop on 3rd down. I think I'll wet myself."

Didn't you make a joke about junk in the trunk and Casey Anthony?

Stop trying to ruin the anti-JP crowd's frenzy. They want blood, damnit, and they're going to get JP's. It's much easier to point the finger at the guy they've hated for the last four years than actually consider that our defense might be overrated and closer to the 2007 defense than they want to believe.

+1 Agreed. Yeah I think I've heard of him. Someone told me he's pretty good. And while we've got our "halftime adjustments" hats on, maybe we could find a way to get some pressure on Warner, considering he's a fumble machine. A few good whacks on him and he should start coughing the ball up.