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Clinton, Bill

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  1. Clinton, Bill
    I'll supply the white "face paint" for everyone.
  2. Clinton, Bill
    Thank you. I'll be the one shouting, "CATHERINE ZETA-JONES! CATHERINE ZETA-JONES!!!"
  3. Clinton, Bill
    I put the fix in with Roger G. this week. Hillary needs some good campaign photos. Thank you for all of the kind words to those who sent them in this forum. And to everyone else, the Secret Service will be at your houses within the hour to put your wives in my alternate schedule book.
  4. Clinton, Bill
    Yeah right. I make Rudy Guiliani look like Pope John Paul II.
  5. Clinton, Bill
    My people say they had Monica in as a special instructor.
  6. Clinton, Bill
    I did not have sex with those weather phenomena....
  7. Clinton, Bill
    No. But it is OK to criticize me for getting a BJ from a fat chick.
  8. Clinton, Bill
    I called Sandy and Madeline and asked for their input.. We all think the proper description is, "shoveling sh-- against the tide."
  9. Clinton, Bill
    Yeah, right. My Secret Service detachment would have you crying like a little girl and begging me to bring my shaggin' wagon over to your house.
  10. Clinton, Bill
    That's a question they used to ask about me, too.
  11. Clinton, Bill
    Tell me you didn't just make fun of Buddy. The Secret Service will be at your door by 8 a.m.
  12. Clinton, Bill
    If I had my way, it would be First Pimp. The Lincoln Bedroom would be painted in tie-dye and have mirrors installed on the ceiling. Imagine how much tail I could get without having all that Presidenting to do.
  13. Clinton, Bill
    They found out I put a cigar in some fat girl's cha-cha. I don't need to tell you how much residual tail I've gotten from the Starr Report.
  14. Clinton, Bill
    I keep telling them to send me over with a box full of cigars and I'll work this whole thing out.
  15. Clinton, Bill
    Regardless of the law, I personally have no problem with getting my pole smoked and then lying about it under oath. If they choose to change the law, I would support it.
  16. Clinton, Bill
    It'll be funny when you find out he's a Republican. Then I'll sleep with his wife. Then yours.
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