DrFishfinder

My neighbor's dog. At least....I think it's a dog. It doesn't bark though, it shrieks. In fact, it shrieks nonstop like some kind of Stephen Kingian possessed-and-tortured-creature-from-hell. Why anyone would have something like that is completely beyond me.

Was she eating the apple with her mouth open and sounding like a herd of cows? Not a fireable offense, but she should be written up for "Gross Misconduct."

If I let you pull in front of me and you don't wave "thank you", I get to crash into you, you get the ticket, pay all damages and have a giant sign put on your car saying, "I AM AN INCONSIDERATE JERK."

They drafted one of the Temptations?

Dial up modem. Hands down THE most annoying noise ever created by humans.

Well.....lucky breaks have happened before, and Lord knows the Bills are WAY overdue for some breaks of the lucky kind. I certainly can't argue with the other parts of your post. I used to teach several different programming languages; so I will simply end this with "Dr. Fishfinder's Law of Programming"" All code works on paper.

I'm all for jumping into the Locker/Mallet lottery, too. Regardless of where the Bills finish.

The MBL speaks up!!! Agree-o-mundo, oh mighty Kultarr. SQ

Boogie with your socks on!!!

I need Fringe, Warehouse 13 and Eureka.

Say what you will (not YOU, you....the JQP you) about Bill Gates, but if I remember correctly, he took MSDOS and the worlds crappiest ever ripoff of the Apple graphic OS and redefined "empire." That is good old capitalism at it's absolute best.

All it takes is just 1 or maybe 2 key injuries and the season could be over for some perennial playoff teams. If Brady, Manning or Brees goes down with a significant injury, will the Patriots, Colts or Saints realistically have any kind of shot? If Favre doesn't come back, are the Vikings going to ride Jackson or Rosenfels into the playoffs? The Bills are in transition. We know what they're transitioning from, not so sure what they're transitioning to. Like most fans, I wish they had addressed the LT and QB issue in the draft or trades. But to this point, they look like they're sticking with what they've got. I am hopeful that the coaching and staff change will get a lot more out of the players. I do expect them to play harder, smarter and more disciplined this year. Playoffs? No. 8-8? Maybe. A team that no one wants to face by the end of the season. Hell yeah.

I like your attitude, dude!

She'd get fired in Miami for not being hot enough.

It's too bad the majority of TV/Movie adaptations of King's books/stories turn out to be such clunkers. There always seems to be at least one component (actors, script, direction, etc.) that pulls it down. Bear in mind The Langoliers was made in 1995, so it's pretty dated. Have you read Swan Song or Boy's Life by McCammon? Both really good books.

Tuesday night television will never be the same. Sigh.....what's left, "Dancing with the Biggest Losers?"

I lasted 38 seconds before my eyes and ears started bleeding.

Ranking Baltimore, the Jets and Atlanta above the Super Bowl champion Saints? Is there any other "analyst" reading tea leaves like that? That's beyond absurd and I would love to see this particular "analyst's" reasons for those ratings.

This list makes no sense. From top to bottom.

Good point Fish. I was "out of line" with my comment. Just thought Buffalo was arrogant and rude when he responded to my post. As a result, I fired back inappropriately. +1 for this response. Even if someone is arrogant and rude, you can respond (or not) without resorting to escalating arrogance and rudeness. And admitting you were out of line just bumped you up on the Respect-O-Meter.

Mr. Modkins. Just sayin'.....

Hmmmmm..... There's a whole bunch of people on TBD who would argue that point to death and then zombie death and then reincarnated-spliced-mutated-zombie death.

I'm tellin' ya.... She'd kill 'em in Lingerie Football.....except for the uh, you know.....

60 yards Dean. Sixty. May I introduce Buffalo's new running back...... Krystal "Trojan War Machine" Deveaux.

Two boxes? Two? Freaking TWO? Trojan Horse