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X. Benedict

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  1. So Moses comes down off the mountian, and tells the people, I got good news and bad news. The people shout, "Give us the good news, Moses" so he says, "The good news is I got him down to 10" The people shout, "So what's the bad news?" Moses says, "Adultery is still on the list."
  2. Is there a number we can call to donate money to the Beerme1 Institute for Ass Clowns who Misinterpeet?
  3. Congrats and enjoy your last good sleep for a few years.
  4. Before I start to explore what Zinni says, or has said, does anyone have a take on the guy?
  5. I like it. If you want to start recruiting top players, start off by losing to top teams.
  6. Somebody remind me why the Bills let Sammy go. Was it because of the breakout potential of Burns?
  7. How much cheer could a cheer post post if a cheer post could post that?
  8. He's part of an automated program. It is really quite remarkable. It can demonstrate absurdity, sympathy, outrage, and wit in a single post.
  9. Maybe a cultural difference, but when I was young it was important to be able to hold your liquor at a wake, be good at cards, and call a cab for your parents.
  10. Of all major sports, I would put the NHL just below the WWE officials in competency.
  11. Ahh, that's right. Belgium = mayo on the fries. I wonder what they put on their waffles...
  12. Try to express your condolenses to the family the best you can, don't worry too much about it coming out perfect. They will appreciate it now, and in the future.
  13. Do you like gravy on your fries? Somebody asked me that. I said, sure, sometimes I do.
  14. I live in a van down by the river. Have you seen an eagle or not? Been around awhile I see...
  15. You know I haven't, even though I have sat at table with the guy more than once. I do intend to though. I am told it is very good. I have read part of Winfield's stuff, but not really my kind of thing but interesting for the local color.
  16. Hmmm. Trick question. Am I in the 10%?
  17. A fellow told me this morning how a bald eagle took out a mallard duck on his pond in the country. It is always interesting to talk to writers. He wrote this: My Father's Cabin
  18. Whoopee we're all gonna die.
  19. Congrats dad. Make sure she stays away from TSW for the next 35 years.
  20. My brother had a boombox, and he couldn't get Thunder 7 out of the tape deck, so we listened to the A side of that for about 6 months. When he pried the tape door open the tape player part broke and the thing never worked again except for the radio.
  21. Haven't seen him comment on anything since he got booted from the NFL network. I thought he was pretty good, just got ahead of himself from time to time.
  22. He's got a hellava mouse there.
  23. Yes, "great" now has a very low threshold.
  24. Bald Eagles have returned to the Allegheny River Valley, I saw one two days ago, and a separate one this morning. It is nice to see they are making a comback. Who else has seen them and where?
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