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    So Moses comes down off the mountian, and tells the people, I got good news and bad news. The people shout, "Give us the good news, Moses" so he says, "The good news is I got him down to 10" The people shout, "So what's the bad news?" Moses says, "Adultery is still on the list."
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    Is there a number we can call to donate money to the Beerme1 Institute for Ass Clowns who Misinterpeet?
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    Congrats and enjoy your last good sleep for a few years.
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    Before I start to explore what Zinni says, or has said, does anyone have a take on the guy?
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    I like it. If you want to start recruiting top players, start off by losing to top teams.
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    Somebody remind me why the Bills let Sammy go. Was it because of the breakout potential of Burns?
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    How much cheer could a cheer post post if a cheer post could post that?
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    He's part of an automated program. It is really quite remarkable. It can demonstrate absurdity, sympathy, outrage, and wit in a single post.
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    Maybe a cultural difference, but when I was young it was important to be able to hold your liquor at a wake, be good at cards, and call a cab for your parents.
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    Of all major sports, I would put the NHL just below the WWE officials in competency.
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    Ahh, that's right. Belgium = mayo on the fries. I wonder what they put on their waffles...
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    Try to express your condolenses to the family the best you can, don't worry too much about it coming out perfect. They will appreciate it now, and in the future.
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    Do you like gravy on your fries? Somebody asked me that. I said, sure, sometimes I do.
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    I live in a van down by the river. Have you seen an eagle or not? Been around awhile I see...
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    You know I haven't, even though I have sat at table with the guy more than once. I do intend to though. I am told it is very good. I have read part of Winfield's stuff, but not really my kind of thing but interesting for the local color.
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    Hmmm. Trick question. Am I in the 10%?
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    A fellow told me this morning how a bald eagle took out a mallard duck on his pond in the country. It is always interesting to talk to writers. He wrote this: My Father's Cabin
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    Whoopee we're all gonna die.
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    Congrats dad. Make sure she stays away from TSW for the next 35 years.
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    My brother had a boombox, and he couldn't get Thunder 7 out of the tape deck, so we listened to the A side of that for about 6 months. When he pried the tape door open the tape player part broke and the thing never worked again except for the radio.
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    Haven't seen him comment on anything since he got booted from the NFL network. I thought he was pretty good, just got ahead of himself from time to time.
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    He's got a hellava mouse there.
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    Yes, "great" now has a very low threshold.
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    Bald Eagles have returned to the Allegheny River Valley, I saw one two days ago, and a separate one this morning. It is nice to see they are making a comback. Who else has seen them and where?
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