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I always wondered, wouldn't hanging out with 72 virgins for eternity equal a serious case of blue balls?

I never knew you could get a game misconduct for making a golf gesture. You gotta love hockey - go for a guys head and !@#$ up his knee - no consequences. Make a golf gesture - game misconduct.

I have a Belgian guy in my palate fatigue support group, he's forever prattling on and on about the the tripels he used to be seen with and his days with some guy called Joseph Spelt. There is another guy that tells us brushing his teeth makes his Hoegaarden taste funny. I can't stand him either, but in the end we are all there for each other, and that's what counts.

Whenever I see college students buying Keystone Light, I offer them a few dollars so they can buy better beer. So far they all laugh and none of them have accepted the money to upgrade. Sad to be refused when I am only trying to educate and give civilization a punchers chance on this big blue marble.

Just too good to ignore. It's number 3 on SportsCenter's top 10 this morning. It was a very satisfying win last night. The defense for the first time in weeks looked comfortable, which in turn made Miller shine. Kalinen ever looked like he wasn't thinking 4 thoughts at once.

We have to let Marv know that the money we lose in naming rights and luxury boxes can be made up by dropping vowels.

Seeing Darnell Bing so late says a lot about the talent in this draft.

As a matter of principle, I never make fun of woman that can put their knee in their ear while standing upright with one foot planted on the floor. Beyond that, I don't have much in the way of principle....

Would anyone else like to see the Bills trade down in the 1rst. There is plenty of value in the third round.

This may be a small thing, but I am tired of people that don't accept a holiday wish in the spirit it is intended. For Example: I say: they say: Merry Christmas - I don't Celebrate Happy St. Patrick's Day - I'm not Irish Happy Easter - I'm not Christian Merry Blow Job Day - I'm asexual By wishing it - I hate it thrown back in my face. It is only intended as a kindness and a thought of inclusion. Somebody could say to me "Happy Anniversary of the Turd Goddess's First Dump" and I still wouldn't throw it back in their face if they meant it kindly.

I'm a 5. A nonconformist like Helen Keller.

I am still trying to figure out why a lacrosse team would need 46 players. Don't they play 10 a side? No pun intended, but isn't that more depth than they need?

I always got Jetlag returning from Asia - never going.

Schumer actually has a very good staff and is responsive to WNY issues. Hillary on the other hand

Tiny Dancer, thy name is Tawanna.

I was wondering if it really takes a circle of yurts to raise a child.

Good idea.

Stoney Brook - I took a guy from Asia there and he admitted it was beatiful but asked me why they built it.

Non. I refer to Monsieur Irv Wienstein - It's eleven O'clock, do you know where your children are?

Any Clippers fans around here?

C'est onze heures. Savez-vous où vos enfants sont ?

You don't get to take that shot everyday. But in fairness it looked like a hellava save.

I was thinking this would become TMBFKATSW. Is there a fancy symbol for that?

Connolley was solid again tonight. One sweet goal. One very sweet goal. And some terrific passing.

With prices so low, they are practically giving it all away?