X. Benedict

I think Woodie Guthrie is missing.

Is Bush an underachiever, or an over-achiever? The more I think about it, the more I am not sure....

Cool list: http://www.theatlantic.com/doc/200612/influentials 1 Abraham Lincoln He saved the Union, freed the slaves, and presided over America’s second founding. 2 George Washington He made the United States possible—not only by defeating a king, but by declining to become one himself. 3 Thomas Jefferson The author of the five most important words in American history: “All men are created equal.” 4 Franklin Delano Roosevelt He said, “The only thing we have to fear is fear itself,” and then he proved it. Also see: In Their Own Words Of the 100 Americans selected by our panel of historians, thirty-one contributed to The Atlantic. Browse a selection of their writings. 5 Alexander Hamilton Soldier, banker, and political scientist, he set in motion an agrarian nation’s transformation into an industrial power. 6 Benjamin Franklin The Founder-of-all-trades— scientist, printer, writer, diplomat, inventor, and more; like his country, he contained multitudes. 7 John Marshall The defining chief justice, he established the Supreme Court as the equal of the other two federal branches. 8 Martin Luther King Jr. His dream of racial equality is still elusive, but no one did more to make it real. 9 Thomas Edison It wasn’t just the lightbulb; the Wizard of Menlo Park was the most prolific inventor in American history. 10 Woodrow Wilson He made the world safe for U.S. interventionism, if not for democracy. 11 John D. Rockefeller The man behind Standard Oil set the mold for our tycoons—first by making money, then by giving it away. 12 Ulysses S. Grant He was a poor president, but he was the general Lincoln needed; he also wrote the greatest political memoir in American history. 13 James Madison He fathered the Constitution and wrote the Bill of Rights. 14 Henry Ford He gave us the assembly line and the Model T, and sparked America’s love affair with the automobile. 15 Theodore Roosevelt Whether busting trusts or building canals, he embodied the “strenuous life” and blazed a trail for twentieth-century America. 16 Mark Twain Author of our national epic, he was the most unsentimental observer of our national life. 17 Ronald Reagan The amiable architect of both the conservative realignment and the Cold War’s end. Special offer: Click here to take advantage of a special limited-time subscription offer and receive The Atlantic's "100 Most Influential Americans" poster free! 18 Andrew Jackson The first great populist: he found America a republic and left it a democracy. 19 Thomas Paine The voice of the American Revolution, and our first great radical. 20 Andrew Carnegie The original self-made man forged America’s industrial might and became one of the nation’s greatest philanthropists. 21 Harry Truman An accidental president, this machine politician ushered in the Atomic Age and then the Cold War. 22 Walt Whitman He sang of America and shaped the country’s conception of itself. 23 Wright Brothers They got us all off the ground. 24 Alexander Graham Bell By inventing the telephone, he opened the age of telecommunications and shrank the world. 25 John Adams His leadership made the American Revolution possible; his devotion to republicanism made it succeed. 26 Walt Disney The quintessential entertainer-entrepreneur, he wielded unmatched influence over our childhood. 27 Eli Whitney His gin made cotton king and sustained an empire for slavery. 28 Dwight Eisenhower He won a war and two elections, and made everybody like Ike. 29 Earl Warren His Supreme Court transformed American society and bequeathed to us the culture wars. 30 Elizabeth Cady Stanton One of the first great American feminists, she fought for social reform and women’s right to vote. 31 Henry Clay One of America’s greatest legislators and orators, he forged compromises that held off civil war for decades. 32 Albert Einstein His greatest scientific work was done in Europe, but his humanity earned him undying fame in America. 33 Ralph Waldo Emerson The bard of individualism, he relied on himself—and told us all to do the same. 34 Jonas Salk His vaccine for polio eradicated one of the world’s worst plagues. 35 Jackie Robinson He broke baseball’s color barrier and embodied integration’s promise. 36 William Jennings Bryan “The Great Commoner” lost three presidential elections, but his populism transformed the country. 37 J. P. Morgan The great financier and banker was the prototype for all the Wall Street barons who followed. 38 Susan B. Anthony She was the country’s most eloquent voice for women’s equality under the law. 39 Rachel Carson The author of Silent Spring was godmother to the environmental movement. 40 John Dewey He sought to make the public school a training ground for democratic life. 41 Harriet Beecher Stowe Her Uncle Tom’s Cabin inspired a generation of abolitionists and set the stage for civil war. 42 Eleanor Roosevelt She used the first lady’s office and the mass media to become “first lady of the world.” 43 W. E. B. DuBois One of America’s great intellectuals, he made the “problem of the color line” his life’s work. 44 Lyndon Baines Johnson His brilliance gave us civil-rights laws; his stubbornness gave us Vietnam. 45 Samuel F. B. Morse Before the Internet, there was Morse code. 46 William Lloyd Garrison Through his newspaper, The Liberator, he became the voice of abolition. 47 Frederick Douglass After escaping from slavery, he pricked the nation’s conscience with an eloquent accounting of its crimes. 48 Robert Oppenheimer The father of the atomic bomb and the regretful midwife of the nuclear era. 49 Frederick Law Olmsted The genius behind New York’s Central Park, he inspired the greening of America’s cities. 50 James K. Polk This one-term president’s Mexican War landgrab gave us California, Texas, and the Southwest. 51 Margaret Sanger The ardent champion of birth control—and of the sexual freedom that came with it. 52 Joseph Smith The founder of Mormonism, America’s most famous homegrown faith. 53 Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr. Known as “The Great Dissenter,” he wrote Supreme Court opinions that continue to shape American jurisprudence. 54 Bill Gates The Rockefeller of the Information Age, in business and philanthropy alike. 55 John Quincy Adams The Monroe Doctrine’s real author, he set nineteenth-century America’s diplomatic course. 56 Horace Mann His tireless advocacy of universal public schooling earned him the title “The Father of American Education.” 57 Robert E. Lee He was a good general but a better symbol, embodying conciliation in defeat. 58 John C. Calhoun The voice of the antebellum South, he was slavery’s most ardent defender. 59 Louis Sullivan The father of architectural modernism, he shaped the defining American building: the skyscraper. 60 William Faulkner The most gifted chronicler of America’s tormented and fascinating South. 61 Samuel Gompers The country’s greatest labor organizer, he made the golden age of unions possible. 62 William James The mind behind Pragmatism, America’s most important philosophical school. 63 George Marshall As a general, he organized the American effort in World War II; as a statesman, he rebuilt Western Europe. 64 Jane Addams The founder of Hull House, she became the secular saint of social work. 65 Henry David Thoreau The original American dropout, he has inspired seekers of authenticity for 150 years. 66 Elvis Presley The king of rock and roll. Enough said. 67 P. T. Barnum The circus impresario’s taste for spectacle paved the way for blockbuster movies and reality TV. 68 James D. Watson He codiscovered DNA’s double helix, revealing the code of life to scientists and entrepreneurs alike. 69 James Gordon Bennett As the founding publisher of The New York Herald, he invented the modern American newspaper. 70 Lewis and Clark They went west to explore, and millions followed in their wake. 71 Noah Webster He didn’t create American English, but his dictionary defined it. 72 Sam Walton He promised us “Every Day Low Prices,” and we took him up on the offer. 73 Cyrus McCormick His mechanical reaper spelled the end of traditional farming, and the beginning of industrial agriculture. 74 Brigham Young What Joseph Smith founded, Young preserved, leading the Mormons to their promised land. 75 George Herman “Babe” Ruth He saved the national pastime in the wake of the Black Sox scandal—and permanently linked sports and celebrity. 76 Frank Lloyd Wright America’s most significant architect, he was the archetype of the visionary artist at odds with capitalism. 77 Betty Friedan She spoke to the discontent of housewives everywhere—and inspired a revolution in gender roles. 78 John Brown Whether a hero, a fanatic, or both, he provided the spark for the Civil War. 79 Louis Armstrong His talent and charisma took jazz from the cathouses of Storyville to Broadway, television, and beyond. 80 William Randolph Hearst The press baron who perfected yellow journalism and helped start the Spanish-American War. 81 Margaret Mead With Coming of Age in Samoa, she made anthropology relevant—and controversial. 82 George Gallup He asked Americans what they thought, and the politicians listened. 83 James Fenimore Cooper The novels are unreadable, but he was the first great mythologizer of the frontier. 84 Thurgood Marshall As a lawyer and a Supreme Court justice, he was the legal architect of the civil-rights revolution. 85 Ernest Hemingway His spare style defined American modernism, and his life made machismo a cliché. 86 Mary Baker Eddy She got off her sickbed and founded Christian Science, which promised spiritual healing to all. 87 Benjamin Spock With a single book—and a singular approach—he changed American parenting. 88 Enrico Fermi A giant of physics, he helped develop quantum theory and was instrumental in building the atomic bomb. 89 Walter Lippmann The last man who could swing an election with a newspaper column. 90 Jonathan Edwards Forget the fire and brimstone: his subtle eloquence made him the country’s most influential theologian. 91 Lyman Beecher Harriet Beecher Stowe’s clergyman father earned fame as an abolitionist and an evangelist. 92 John Steinbeck As the creator of Tom Joad, he chronicled Depression-era misery. 93 Nat Turner He was the most successful rebel slave; his specter would stalk the white South for a century. 94 George Eastman The founder of Kodak democratized photography with his handy rolls of film. 95 Sam Goldwyn A producer for forty years, he was the first great Hollywood mogul. 96 Ralph Nader He made the cars we drive safer; thirty years later, he made George W. Bush the president. 97 Stephen Foster America’s first great songwriter, he brought us “O! Susanna” and “My Old Kentucky Home.” 98 Booker T. Washington As an educator and a champion of self-help, he tried to lead black America up from slavery. 99 Richard Nixon He broke the New Deal majority, and then broke his presidency on a scandal that still haunts America. 100 Herman Melville Moby Dick was a flop at the time, but Melville is remembered as the American Shakespeare.

Canada is west of you.

It's the new tattoo. It is giving you super liver powers.

Hidden talent counts for nothing.

Simultaneous recovered fumble

How does it clock in the 40?

After George Washington ordered the genocide of the Sullivan-Clinton Campaign, they weren't a happy bunch.

I mugged three old ladies to try to buy a ticket. It only added up to $26. I'll do better next time.

HFB.

You can stream Hockey Central from Toronto: http://www.fan590.com/

Ouch.

Wal-Mart is perfectly at liberty to open up 89,999 sq. ft. stores.

I only watch them when I am drinking, so it may only be a case of constant juxtaposition.

Kruschev wags finger. I remember: http://www.earthstation1.com/History/Russi...chev_finger.gif

I think I would pull the kid out right away.

I never knew that refered to Kruschev. Cool.

Here's a start. "We will bury you." - Kruschev "I will crush you" - Ivan Drago "Must capture Moose and Squirrell." - Boris Badenov

Good face for radio, but not quite the voice to pull it off.

Godspeed.

looking this over I realized: • "Aaay" (Fonzie, "Happy Days") - Anti-Canadian • "Baby, you're the greatest" (Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden, "The Honeymooners") Sexist and Diminutive • "Bam!" (Emeril Lagasse, "Emeril Live") Militaristic • "Do you believe in miracles?" (Al Michaels, 1980 Winter Olympics) Anti-Russian • "D'oh!" (Homer Simpson, "The Simpsons") • "Don't make me angry ..." (David Banner, "The Incredible Hulk") Anti-mortal • "God'll get you for that" (Maude, "Maude") Anti-Theist • "Have you no sense of decency?" (Joseph Welch to Sen. McCarthy) Anti-exotic dancer • "Holy crap!" (Frank Barone, "Everybody Loves Raymond") Anti-constipated • "I know nothing!" (Sgt. Schultz, "Hogan's Heroes") Anti-Nazi • "I'm Larry, this is my brother Darryl ..." (Larry, "Newhart") Anti-incestuous • "I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV" (Vicks Formula 44 ad) • "I'm Rick James, b----!" (Dave Chappelle as Rick James, "Chappelle's Show")Anti-B word • "It takes a licking ..." (Timex ad) Anti-Liquor • "Never assume ..." (Felix Unger, "The Odd Couple") Anti-anal • "Oh, my nose!" (Marcia Brady, "The Brady Bunch") Anti-rhinoplasty • "Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?" Anti-scatological This is awful.

I think we all know now.

Do we really know what setting she used? I think extra years in jail for High. Not so many years for Defrost. But if she used the Potato setting, she walks. Nobody intentionally sets their kid at Potato.

It is best to be in the middle on this issue.