X. Benedict

TR wins. He was stout, but a bully hunter.

It was given without diplomatic contacts and was never taken seriously in Britain.

Hitler July 19, 1940: 'In this hour, I feel it to be my duty before my own conscience to appeal once more to reason and common sense in Britain as much as elsewhere. I consider myself to be in a position to make this appeal since I am not the vanquished begging favors, but the victor speaking in the name of reason. I can see no grounds why this war must go on.' Of course Hilter was sincere - offering Britain a chance to cease hostilities without concessions - what a great deal!! Too bad Winston didn't cash in on it. The pot was pretty sweet.

Depends what a fact is: Fun Acticulating Cockamamie Theories

Does somebody and Kurt Goebbels share the same library?

God is LOVE. And all of you are loved. Send your money (cash or money order) to: X. Benedict Van next to the Liquor store on the Allegheny River Tax Dodge, NY 14458 Peace.

Man law.

Good Grief. Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night." Charlie Brown

So we went to war to support the resolutions of an organization that shouldn't exist.

Not so different than the CIA and the Pentagon in 2003.

I am afraid of forgetting the Pythagorean theorem when crossing a bridge and some magical creature stops me, and asks me what the hypotenuse of a equilateral triangle is, and I don't know that it is a trick question because I am thinking "a squared b squared" and all that, and I can't answer and plunge to my death down a deep, deep crevasse filled with a moving river of maggots. That, and Carnies.

With a smash-a-bang a boom a bang-a great big smile and a fun taste too.

Booth didn't shoot Lincoln.

But if it is wrong, Just go ahead and change it.

Yeah, that one sucked.

Maybe she is still mad at Ben Affleck. He's American, isn't he?

Not one? What were the Anthrax attacks of Sep. 18th 2001?

My top 100 game show participants. 1. Ken Jennings 2. Kitty Carlisle 3. Jamie Farr 4. Paul Linde..... ...... 99. Charles Nelson Reilly 100. That game show contestant that said the strangest place she made Whoopie was in the butt.

Supervising elections, building homes for the poor, arbitrating conflicts. He's one rotten SOB.

Yes, Joseph Nutsack, you have hurt my feelings. And what is wrong with Good Housekeeping? Is there a better magazine for recipes, party tips, and consumer advice?

Is there a better magazine for foreign affairs, political science, and reviews? I'm not surprised you are not a reader.

I give Al Gore and John Kerry most of the credit for that.

He kicked John Adams ass.