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X. Benedict

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  1. Sunday is no longer the sabbath?
  2. Let's go Solomon, we'll take a sword and split the baby down the middle. That is sure to keep this circus going.
  3. Mea culpa, mea culpa....
  4. Jesus can lose sleep? I never considered it.
  5. Members of the Nation of Isthebaropen change their first names to "X" to symbolize their names lost due to heavy drinking.
  6. Maybe it is time to take the mass out of Christmas because most Americans don't go to mass, they watch football, therefore X-Bowl. Merry X-Bowl everybody!!! It'll be a blue X-bowl without you.
  7. This is the message board equivalent of firebombing Dresden.
  8. Clamlappers III? C'mon. Everybody likes that one.
  9. Fonzie in the Waterboy.
  10. Totally agree, the symbolic significance of uprising by the crew demonstrating the failed paradigm of the capitalist in world dialectic was overblown. Now Ace Ventura, that had some nice social commentary.
  11. True. Hibernians get separated with the recyclables.
  12. Their lives have been ruined? How callous. This woman may never exotic dance again.
  13. "The Common Sense" part of that from McCain, is he'll be the lone voice choosing the impossible option. It gives him some nice political cover for a Presidential run. You can't blame him, he was for a more aggressive plan all along. As the Irish say, Good ol' Polly-tickin'.
  14. Yikes! This is the last thing the team needs. A passenger that can't skate or play two ways. We have enough of a time keeping an enforcer on the roster.
  15. The thunder from Coli's refusal is deafening. Ow, ooo, eee, ow, my ears!
  16. Meat is Murder. Delicious, succulent, heady murder.
  17. Yep. Most fotes are public record. What seems to get lost in these discussions was that the President himself said this was not a vote for war, but the authorization that would give him the leverage he needed to show Saddam we were serious about enforcing UN resolutions and in disarming himself. And then something about mushroom clouds.... anyway, this was the public law authorizing force: http://www.c-span.org/resources/pdf/hjres114.pdf
  18. This is how they foted: http://clerk.house.gov/evs/2002/roll455.xml
  19. You have a lifetime. Try some other ports before you open that one and get to know them. I would wait at least until 2013. If you don't care for the stuff at all you might sell it.
  20. X. Benedict died a hillarious death awaiting trial and will be missed by prostitutes.
  21. It's not the breakfast waitress?
  22. Buy baby a good bottle of port. It should appreciate more than a savings bond by the time it can drink it.
  23. I just call this bad parenting. If your seven year old isn't dropping a few f-bombs on the fish fans I gotta question your parenting skills.
  24. The road to perdition is paved with such blasphemies.
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