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X. Benedict

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  1. The claimed to be from outer space, and kicked Abner Devereaux's ass in Phantom of the Park. They were superheroes first.
  2. My bad, but still, yum.
  3. :wallbash: Nothing quite as entertaining as the righteous rage of undergrads casually associated with the College Republicans. Are you a College Republican or not? I think you were freeing some Keystones late last night, weren't you?
  4. That disqualifies Molly Hatchet too.
  5. Good stuff, man. Good stuff.
  6. There's an upside. Those Taco Bell commercials sucked.
  7. Free Mumia! Free Tookie! Free Mammary! Free them all!
  8. Not quite. We think it will take some 3.5 months of threads to show the Eagles board how to regress to the mean.
  9. Where are you man? I'm dying at this thing.... just a sec.... N37 N37 listen, I gotta do this thing for Madame Foreperson, she's a cougar but.... B9 B9 she wears that halter top pretty well don't she... O-69 O-69 I'll talk to you in my office tomorrow, I think I got a winner.
  10. But Bowie isn't a band. I would have included him.
  11. Been to many faculty Senate meetings? It is the lockstep part I would object to, these people can't agree on anything.
  12. The biggest myth going -- there are very few William F. Buckleys on college campus's -that much is true.-- but virtually nobody is in lockstep.
  13. Give me some good carne asada on a whole wheat Cominturn, and I'm happy.
  14. I'm here if you need me.
  15. Nice. They'll be no monetary damage, but they are going to find you guilty of solicitation, but the judge is going to throw that out. This is civil court. Oh, and they're all coming to your pool tonight for Daiquiris followed by a game of full card Bingo. I had to be a little creative buying off these Florida juries.
  16. I've come down now. Is the jury in?
  17. Off the top of my head: Jethro Tull Traffic Allman Brothers Led Zeppelin Rush ELO ELP AC/DC with Bon Scott Taste of Honey KC and the Sunshine Band (well everything but the last two - but I still love the Ramones)
  18. NYState College Republicans have a Fox News logo at the bottom of their home page. http://www.nycollegerepublicans.com/Page1.htm
  19. Only at 10, 2, and 4 o'clock.
  20. Not only is the Dean the sole proprietor and author of the aforesaid "joke," the prosecution has failed to show that this did not in fact happen at some St. Augustine gin joint and none of you are aware of the dramatic recreation of the original author - The Deaner - and was neither an infringement or a copyright violation of his original work and - cough - it's kind of hot in here isn't it? - maybe too much vodka - !@#$ where did the bats come from - somebody get rid of these goddamn bats and these !@#$ing ants crawling all over the carpet up my leg - somebody !@#$ing hit them - did I just kill someone? is my mind melting? Why is everyone speaking !@#$ing German? ...
  21. I would like you to remain silent and as your attorney, I advise you to take a hit out of the little brown flask in my shaving kit. * *this was stolen from me by some hack.
  22. you got Mega-pvned!! http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c332/InS...ust17/PWNED.jpg
  23. Sounds like he was a big hit with his teamates. Your on a team with 50 guys and there is nothing to do?
  24. Porcelain Worshiper
  25. Buddy Jesus?
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