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    none taken, or seen today.
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    He was an accurate kicker with very little distance, remember they kept two kickers on the roster, one for kickoffs.
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    McGahee's O-line would have a hard time making a diffence in 500 Rummy.
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    Not the Christmas album???? That would make you an apostate. I'll say a prayer for you...... Oh Earth Goddess, wrap this man in your ample bossom.....
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    I hate it when Mike Mularkey gets cute on O.
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    If I put meat in, I never keep it more than 48 hours. Call some hippie, he'll want to put it in his car. You might be able to trade it for trail mix.
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    Roscoe catches, TD is a genius.
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    Reed catches ball. !
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    The guy could paint. People forget that.
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    Carolina time of possession is 16 going on 17.....
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    Amen, Brother. BTW....what did the trees say to you?
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    Sometimes I wish upon a star and lament how many light years it will take to my wish to reach that star.
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    People shouldn't infringe on our religious rights. I am old school Druid and after mescaline and three or four peyote buttons the holiday trees usually dance naked with me.
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    Once you call someone a "girlish pontificator" you can't expect a a conversation to continue for long.
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    I watched the game last night, and I laughed for 5 solid minutes until my ribs hurt. The best thing was how he deadpanned it once he scored as if it was no big deal. I'll never forget that one, the shooter shooting between his own legs. The shootout, and the new rules, showcase talent. Hockey is back. There should be a shed a little tear smiley.
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    Damn, it travels faster than we can hear it. New question: what travels at the speed of ennui?
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    I totally agree, I went to the McKinley Mall yesterday to start a stampede, but only ended up tipping a few people over. I always miss the fun.
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    Trick question. There is no sound on the moon, is there?
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    You are officially old when you write it down to remember, and then can't remember where you wrote it down.
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    I have to get out of the house. I am going crazy. (besides, I'm out of good whiskey and my liver hurts). Has anybody seen a movie at the theatre worth seeing?
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    Damn. Pyatt was playing well.
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    Read the whole sign: They are Arborles de Navidad !
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    I love the way the Mair line stays on the puck. I begin to giggle everytime they keep the puck in the offensive zone for over a minute, which is starting to become a regular occurence.
  24. X. Benedict
    some people like their prostitutes to play rough.
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    I often think the same thing, but I wonder which is better: A tax and spend Democrat against borrowing, or a borrow and spend Republican against taxing? I think this could be settled on a bus driving over a cliff.
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