X. Benedict

Wednesday afternoons.

Back when he was bald. Seems to me the hair transplant stuff he did have worked wonders a long time.

Funny thing about NFL head coaches, very few are ever considered successful.

This is when you miss Empire.

I'll be watching.

which game?

For print, tv, or radio?

You homebrewers are the salt of the earth.

That's good one!

The old shrinkage claim.

Blondie is downright hysterical compared to Marmaduke. As a fair and balanced dog, you must find that Marmaduke is just offensive in its failure to deliver. As a matter of fact, this would be a cutting remark for the terminally unfunny: "Do you write for Marmaduke?" The lower wits would be flattered, while the dogs in the know would nod their heads knowing that they were just given a little doggie present.

Luxury!

Deskball. Deskball was cool.

Potty humour is funny if it is solid. Puns suck.

You're among friends here brother, give us a hug.

My bad. I have been thinking Art Shell 53, when it should have been art Shell 51. I drank a lot more beer in the early 90's so it is understandable lapse.

We'll all have the right coach when our ovaries tickle, it'll be magic.

When I think of Art Shell, I think 53-3 in the AFC championship.

Interesting piece, thanks.

I like midget tossing. You got anything in midget tossing? I am tired of the old banana peel slips, I need something new.

That's some roast duck with Mango salsa right-thur....

Needs to get that coaching resume to him firsthand, eh?

I am Catholic that attended public school: my novenas for good penmanship never paid off, I write like a blind doctor scribbles prescriptions.

I don't get chinchillas or ferrets. What's up with those?

A lot of stuff can happen in 9 minutes in Buffalo, but very little can happen in 9 minutes in Arkansas