X. Benedict

That's fine. But the less you vote, the less say you have over the use of your money. I have always believed it is more important who get elected locally anyway.

I haven't found a Jets fan yet that is at all excited about their offseason. But Jets fans are even more schizo about their team than Buffalo, they hate Herm Edwards, now they miss him. Trouble is you can't fire him and retain him at the same time. He's no Billy Martin.

How do I put this nicely? BLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH. That was about as nicely as I could do it. (shakes head, mumbling, Lori-Lori-Lori)

It is a good question and we are all glad you asked. If you don't presume to know if there is a God or not, then try to pray to something you can believe in, like a fire hydrant, or somethiing solid you can grasp, like a hearty soup. If this fails, just send a check to the fund for relief of anal bifida. Get off your Sphinxter to save a Sphinxter, as they say. I am glad we could share this time.

Pomminville has been on fire. Damn has Rochester come through this year. How does Pyatt look?

I was wondering where the homicidal urges were coming from. Must Kill......

I liked this one: "I believe TD was free basing Grecian at the time."

You should start typing before you get to the worm.

We refer to that as extra-thread conditioning.

What is third degree rape? That is the nice yellow dot I found within a half mile.

The only thing totally out of whack in those rankings are the Rangers at #4

maybe you fellas would enjoy the Top Gun version: https://webmail.sbu.edu/exchweb/bin/redir.a...backtopgun.html

When I was in Italy it was released as Babba Bastardo. http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=htt...ficial%26sa%3DN

Sure, If I can throw you under the love bus first.

What we need is a sincere opening like this: Just some ala'carte disrespect, (poster fills in what they are disrespecting......) That way we will know it is not total disrespect but a selective and well thought out 'dis.

I heard the joke told this way: the man replied, "Er, 50, I think." And the robot said...really slowly, "Bonjour"

How do you say the guy's name? Is it Fee-well or Fuel ?

If that place is somewhere with no internet access, I'll help you look.

I'd like to see Pitt, but I think Seattle by 6.

No

No, Anal Bifida can usually be cured with a brain transplant.

Wow. I never knew that.

I'm starting to think that you haven't said a prayer.

My bad. Okay, I'll say a prayer, but it is going to be for the nancy boy and not you.