It is a good question and we are all glad you asked. If you don't presume to know if there is a God or not, then try to pray to something you can believe in, like a fire hydrant, or somethiing solid you can grasp, like a hearty soup. If this fails, just send a check to the fund for relief of anal bifida. Get off your Sphinxter to save a Sphinxter, as they say. I am glad we could share this time.