DC Tom

A veritable paragon of virtue. Look for Hunter to be named president of the Clinton Foundation, once Chelsea is forced to step aside to assume the office of Vice President in the Biden administration.

There's car accidents, where all you can do is gawk. And then there's car accidents like the one I saw yesterday, where an 80 year old woman managed to drive a smart car up on to the top of a jersey barrier, where you ask "How the hell does that happen? I didn't even know that was possible." This game is the latter. Hell, even the officiating is bad.

Josh Rosen is to the quarterbacking as @JÂy RÛßeÒ is to server administration.

Has a football game ever ended in a 0-0 tie before?

I had a favorite Friday, but it didn't translate to game day. So I'll have to look at the tape.

Redskins have a new coach, though, so they could be a different bad than they have been. And that was just in game 1.

Okay, fine. Just explain to me how Turkey's bombing US troops that were removed from Syria, and I'll be outraged.

Because F-Troop was a western. It had tipis and cavalry posts for sets. Not exactly a home remodel.

You sue the water and sanitation commission, drive them in to bankruptcy, and then they shut down the water and sewer systems during fire season. Problem solved. Centralia laughs at you wimps.

Actually, the numbers I flipped were the wins/losses. #6 beats #3 in 11 out of 20. I did end up taking it back to the reorganization in to 4 divisions...and #6 beats #3 50% of the time. In the old 3-division format, it's less common. And if you think about it, that makes sense: the 4-division format allows for weaker division-winning team to get the #4 seed, while at the same time puts a potentially stronger team (the second-best non-division-winning team) at #6. Of course, now I have to check that against the #5 vs. #4 record - weakest division winner vs. strongest wild card. Be right back...

That set actually fooled Gene Roddenberry. The owner showed Roddenberry a picture of it at a convention and asked him what was wrong with it. Roddenberry looked at it for a few minutes and said "Well, the captain is wearing glasses...wait a minute, is this my bridge set???" F Troop.

Nothing. I'm an empiricist. I don't believe in belief.

It'll be whatever CNN tells you it is.

I can't recall the last time I made up a fake liberal talking point that didn't end up being a real liberal talking point. Let me try another one: "Q is homophobic, because he's culturally appropriating the number "Q" from LBGTQIA+." Think that one's out there somewhere?

According to PFR: The Bills have had 59 drives, 8 of which ended in an interception. About two out of every 15 drives. League-wide, 125 of 615 drives have ended in interceptions this year. About two out of every ten. Allen's actually doing better than league average protecting the ball. I'll admit...I'm surprised.

And last year the #6 Colts beat the #3 Texans. The year before, #6 Atlanta beat the Rams. In fact, going back 10 years (all I'm willing to do right now) the #3 seed beats the #6 11 out of 20 games. Not only is it not rare, it's slightly more likely than not.

They've been so victimized they don't even see how victimized they are. That is literally slavery.

No statute of limitations on "You're a cheater, gimme some of your money." That cat walked away doing one of two things: 1) slunk away, head and tail low, muttering "***** meow. Goddammit. Mother*****ing meow." 2) Strutted away, head and tail high, saying " Did you see that? Yeah, I stuck that landing. Suck it, dogs."

Yep, that's right. Your post was demonstrated to be shallow, so everyone who pointed it out must believe the extreme opposite of whatever bull#### point your shallow understanding failed to make. ***** child.

Sure. In fact, while we do it, let's also make every down in OT automatically reviewable, and completely ***** up the game.

In his defense, he's only 10. He's too young to understand "Gimme Gisele, you don't deserve her."

His research was haphazard and unrepeatable. Nevertheless, I like this kid.

MYTH BUSTED!!!!!

On behalf of the absent jboyst, I'd just like to say God, she's ugly.