DC Tom

"Neither" means "not one of the other of two choices." So Chef Jim buys one of beer, Doritos, or truck commercials. Which do we think it is? I'm betting he buys truck commercials.

Football action. That awesome officiating action pads it out to a good three hours.

Dingbattery. Edit: YOU'RE the dingbat, EII.

Tibs' take is "Whataboutism!!!" Gary's just going to dump a bowl of soup over his head.

No, I mean it. It's truly unassailable. For being completely circular logic. Jerker, jerk thyself.

You know, the US armed forces broadcast stripped-down radio broadcasts of baseball games in the South Pacific in WWII. They'd cut all the dead air out, and only play the action. They'd cut a game down to a 15-20 minute broadcast. That's how much action there is in a baseball game. Still seems like more than a Democratic Debate. Since they all say the same damn thing, I'll bet you could cut that down to five minutes or less.

"Trump is deficient in his ethics. Therefore he tends to break laws. Which is how we know he's deficient in his ethics." Unassailable logic there.

Watching the debates in a room full of Hollywood writers? You have an extraordinary high tolerance for pain. I'd slit my wrists. Or theirs. Probably theirs.

Actually, you have a crying need to have it explained. So go ahead. Let's be all Socratic about this. Explain it.

Every gushing article I see on her, I want to ask "But why didn't you reprint her Pow-Wow Chow recipe?" God, I want someone to ask her that in a town hall. "Ms. Warren...what's your recipe for pow-wow chow again?"

I was hoping 20-2. It would be fitting if the Fins' offense was responsible for negative points. But I honestly think FitzMagicUntilThere'sFilmOnHim is going to put up 450 yards against the Bills.

Bills are now favored by 17. And averaging 18 points per game.

When you need a play-by-play person in the booth to explain the refs, you've done gone screwed up your sport.

We went through this several years ago when Erdogan took over, too.

I want to say they're no worse than they've ever been. But subjectively, I have a hard time believing that. I think it might be more accurate to say that officiating is worse than it's ever been, in that it's not just the people but the entire system that's thoroughly cockeyed. How much can you pin on "the refs" when they're bound to an overly-nitpicky rule book ("We cant' define 'catch,' so lets compound the problem by ***** up the definition of 'pass interception!'") and hide-bound procedures that are arbitrarily applied? I forget...have I ever claimed to like you in the past? If not, then ***** off and die like any good Patriots fan. If so, then ***** of and die like any good Patriots fan, pretty please with sugar on top.

Go ahead. Explain it.

Perhaps, but I'm only 1023/1024 racist.

Because the linked article is pure idiocy. It begs the question, and makes no distinction between "extortion" and "foreign policy."

Aaron Jones is Bizarro Golden Tate.

And even greater listening to Booger McFarland.

Phew. 682 posts. I'm free to point out that you're an idiot simply for typing out "MONO BUT SHOWS PROMISE" as though it's groundbreaking analysis.

I'm not terribly concerned about Gilmore moving on, even in retrospect, because even when the Bills have sucked they still seem to have a talent for picking up top-shelf corners. And I'd take Tre White over Gilmore straight up every day of the week. Both would be nice...but I'm not really upset at how it worked out, either.

I know. PETA's been pushing the "companion animal" bull#### for more than 15 years now. I've eaten a lot of "companion cheeseburgers" because of it.

To be fair, if Jesus showed up and walked on water these days, he's far more likely to be crucified again than elected president.

That what California requires you to wear when you're licensing your pet fish?