DC Tom

Literally, my first thought reading that was "Seriously, you could run a potato against her and...oh wait, that's been done."

Bob probably has the biggest teats, so...

Would you look at that. Their reporting of the time-frame implies this was abuse that started with the Trump administration. I give this three months before it's the new sexy Sumerian impeachment justification.

He doesn't have rage. He's got some tasty waves and a cool buzz...he's fine...

I'm lumping you in with the morons. Condolences? What?

What sort of ***** idiot picks Miami to win ANYTHING this season?

This post is also not a thing, but one idiot trying to make it a thing.

If McBeane were any good, he'd have traded his son for Von Miller, straight up.

We released our coach?

Oh, come on. You can't argue that Joe Biden has no conflict of interest from the tangible benefit Hunter Biden derived from him, then turn around and argue that Trump has a conflict of interest in the intangible benefit of free publicity in this. They're either both abusing/abused the powers of their office, or they aren't/didn't.

Could not assign fault in 497 cases of the illegal use of the private server hidden in the Clinton's bathroom... ...seriously, people. How can you not identify who's at fault for usage of CLINTON'S PRIVATE EMAIL SERVER. This is like thinking John Wayne Gacy was at fault for only half the kids buried in his basement.

Shitfire, I don't want to vote for her. I want to marry her.

Of course not, because that's just rude and hateful. Not at all like openly wishing for Trump's assassination, which is flowers and butterflies and rainbows.

It's not a thing. It's one idiot trying to make it a thing.

Well, actually...

"Hold my beer..."

That's a stretch. Unless the claim is that multiple people forged Cumming's signature since 2017. None of them are truly consistent. And apparently, the June 2018 signature is the official version on file (as an svg graphic) with the Capitol. (And the key to handwriting analysis isn't the shape of the letters; it's the direction and strength of the pen strokes. "The 's' on the end is different!" is not as big an indicator, as much as the strokes that make the 's' are wildly different. It's easy to change the shape of letters; much tougher to change the way you hold and move the pen.)

"Optics" has better optics, though.

DOJ is going to end up suing outer space for not making sufficient accommodations for people with COPD.

Well...isn't that just coincidental. WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!! Seriously..."Hillary Clinton had Beau Biden killed to keep Joe out of the race in 2016" is no less reprehensible - and no less likely - than "Tulsi Gabbard is a traitor working for the Russians."

If Gabbard assassinated Hillary, and I were on that jury, I'd honestly vote to acquit as "justifiable self-defense."

Oh, you mean the one that does exist, but when it's crossed we defer to the Russians?

I hear a lot of "a line was crossed," but no actual definition of what that line is.

Or "There are some fine people on both sides. I'm not talking about white supremacists, because they should be totally condemned." "HE'S CALLING WHITE SUPREMACISTS 'FINE PEOPLE!!!!!'"

I'm happy to teach her a thing or two about back-court violations and the box and one.