DC Tom

First, what good would that do? You've already got your meme. Second...when has this overgrown child ever admitted error? And third...he got what he wanted out of this.

He probably meant "You phony people with this Emoluments Clause." For a guy you readily admit can't put together coherent thoughts, you're awfully quick to credit his thoughts with coherence.

None of this is news to anyone who was paying attention in the 80s. He's always, at best, been nothing more than a carnival barker. "President Trump" used to be the punchline of jokes. Most of his fortune comes from selling his name - lots of "Trump" properties aren't owned by him, the developers just paid him a licensing fee to put his name on them. His business sense otherwise is...well, he went bankrupt running casinos, and that industry is a license to print money. He's a marketing genius - as evidenced by him trading on his last name to make several billion dollars and to win a presidential election with people knowing he was a clown. But otherwise, he's pretty pathetic.

Tough sell. Where's the neo-Assyrian raspberry emoji when you need it?

His name was Rico. He wore a diamond. He was escorted to his chair, he saw Lola dancing there. When she was finished, he called her over. When Rico went a bit to far; Tony sailed across the bar. And then the punches flew. And chairs were smashed in two. There was blood and a single gunshot...but just who...shot...who?

It's not even that. He totally disrespected common sense. No 5-1 team is "nobody."

Tessitore is so goddamned annoying, he's already ruined the Star Wars trailer for me.

Booger McFarland's greatest hits: "They haven't played anyone." Bills are 5-1, you ***** tree stump.

He may have. My brain jumped out of my head and was trying to skitter away across the floor halfway through that gem, so I'll admit I was distracted trying to catch it...

"Great throw, great catch, great officiating." https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/9e4a0924-919c-4422-97d9-13c23014d68d#B1El7gCAiKB.copy

Booger McFarland's greatest hits: "4th and 3 is different from 4th and 9." Thank you, Mr. ***** Wizard.

Catches the ball, has control, takes three steps, goes to the ground. Is the call... 1) Complete pass? 2) Incomplete pass? 3) Holding, Jets? 4) Roughing Tom Brady?

"World champion beat boxers...amazing what the human voice can do." Says the guy calling a game with Booger ***** McFarland...

That's what makes it so mother*****ing awful.

He probably doesn't want to.

Darnold: "...seeing ghosts." Booger: "That's not good." Me: https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/9e4a0924-919c-4422-97d9-13c23014d68d#r1_ga1oCjtr.copy

I think he said "We'll be unstoppably offensive."

Jets have great field position now. Darnold's really going to pin the Pats back with his upcoming interception...

Thank you. That boggled the mind.

Wrong, and only guy within seven yards.

I want to say Sammy Morris's pass on the Mickey Mouse fake end-around reverse bull#### halfback option pass. But even that was better.

What the ***** was that pass? What was he doing?????

I would not mind at all seeing the Saints win the Superbowl, just to get Bridgewater a ring. It's incredible he's playing football at all, never mind playing well.

They're still failing. "Right now, they're [The Patriots] beating themselves on defense." So sayeth Booger McFarland, in a game the Pats are winning 24-0.