DC Tom

My next cat's name will be "If I tell you, I have to kill you." Which is a very good name for a cat, after all...

And that canine's name is classified. Not, that canine's name is "Classified." His name is a literal secret. He's a Very Good Classified Boy.

They really don't.

Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, LEONARD BERNSTEIN! Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah, blah Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, right? Right?

"They're not handles." "Yes, they are." "No, they're not!" "You sure? I think we need experimental verification on this one."

You should probably stop making analogies.

As a practical matter, he can't. The awards process is designed to avoid just this sort of thing. At least, he can't without getting caught. If he did, it'll come out, and somewhere more reliably than Mattis' biography.

Imagine how confused he'd be to learn that Trump was installed as President by time-traveling IBM scientists trying to reverse the Cruz presidency...

"It's not false! Mueller himself said he couldn't prove it was false! So...shut up!"

The blurb above that is even more precious. "Trump didn't invite his opposition to watch baseball!" Brought to you by the same people who wanted to cancel Ellen Degeneris for watching a football game with Bush.

***** hell.

Sounds to me like a Trump takeover of law enforcement for partisan political goals. And by "me," I mean "CNN, MSNBC, WaPo, NYT, etc."

I just argued with them. Of course, when they focused on the classwork I still argued with them. As much as it sucks as an adult being smarter than everyone, it sucked SO much worse in third grade.

They're across the street from my office. Think I'll give them the finger while I walk by today.

Not just prudent, required. That deconfliction process was established under Obama. So let's blame Trump for following it, of course.

The War Powers Act also allows the President to start a war, as long as he informs Congress within 72 hours. But in terms of ordering the military to do something, the President has unfettered authority. That goes back at least to the Great White Fleet - Teddy Roosevelt wanted to send the US Navy on a world cruise, Congress refused to fund the coal purchases, so Roosevelt ordered them to sea and dared Congress not to buy them fuel. And it probably goes back further than that. I don't recall Congress authorizing Lincoln's call-up of the state militias for the Civil War, and I'm almost certain Congress never authorized the Indian Wars. And America's longest war (the Banana War in Nicaragua, 1912-1933) didn't have any Congressional approval.

In his defense, he's likely more black than Warren is native American.

Yes, he was being tortured, until he blew himself up with a suicide vest. Jesus, you're a ***** asshat.

Pretty sure there's pics of that little hoofer's breasts all over the internet.

No, FDR was.

He was reading your posts.

And the Russians knew before Truman did.

You know...it's possible we got Randy Quaid by mistake...

Yes. The mainstream media is downright giddy over it.

Iowa woman killed by explosion at gender reveal party Yes, that's right. A woman was killed in a gender reveal explosion. There's a sentence construct you'd never thought you'd see.