DC Tom

With the IRS. He's hiding his taxes with the IRS. That's your argument - he's hiding his taxes by properly filing them with the appropriate authorities, who are less capable of identifying tax fraud than a hydrocephalic chimp like yourself is...

Well, Brady just admitted that the Tuck Rule call was unadulterated bull####. So that was nice.

And naturally, they bring in someone from that progressive bastion PBS. #ElectionTampering

I can't even...I mean, I'm pretty damn good at constructing outlandish conspiracy theories. But I don't even know where to take this one. These guys are going to somehow disappear to a country without extradition soon, aren't they? "Without outside assistance."

Don't speak in absolutes next time.

52 minutes to go from "Constitutional rights are absolute" to "No, they're not."

Falsifying prison records? Well, that ought to put the most outlandish conspiracy theories to rest...

This should go quite well with North Dakota's upcoming "We Are The Danger" and Nebraska's "Come Manage a Cinnabon in Omaha" campaigns.

I'm fully on-board with banning all assault cars with high-capacity cabins, bump stocks, or bayonet lugs. Not "traffic deaths." Traffic violence deaths. I give her two weeks before she starts whining that continuously variable transmissions are homophobic devices of the cis-patriarchy.

They must be terrified he'll fact-check the candidates mid-debate...y'know, like Candy Crowley did in 2012, which is totally unfair when it's not a Republican who's targeted. ***** hypocrites. I practically welcome the upcoming shooting war at this point.

Then where's my main battle tank? They should, simply on the narrow question of "What legislative purpose does Congress have for requesting the records from a private accounting firm and not the IRS?"

I'm bipolar every day. I'm probably most stable on game day, in fact.

You're not even kidding. Vox is reporting that "Trump had a routine doctor's visit, but we can't believe anything the White House says, so he must be dying."

You're doing a great job not ignoring ignoring Tiberius.

Several. The Paris chase is the best of the lot, I think. But, like most of the Bourne series, they all rely too much on "shaky-cam" styling for my taste. If you want a good "underpowered Citroen chase" scene, I think it's still best to go with the original.

"Wolf Blitzer" would be a great name for a defensive end.

Except I write it, he only reads it.

It's a tatonka.

But he claps.

No. Why? Am I supposed to pretend you didn't post what you posted?

You're welcome, everyone.

You know, I once told someone that I could convince anyone of anything simply by saying it with the confidence of someone who knows everything, then within ten minutes had them convinced that the city with the largest Buddhist population outside of China was Krakow, Poland. Not often I tell someone exactly how I'm going to lie to them, then lie to them and get them to believe me. Which is not to say anything above was a lie - those are the origins of "forecastle" and "gunwale," the American pronghorn antelope are most closely related to giraffes, that is probably why the American bison is called "buffalo" (and why the city got its name). That's all true, or in the case of "buffalo," as likely to be true as any other explanation, given what we know. All those being true is why I can, with the confidence of someone who knows everything, make up some bull#### about the etymological difference between "clipboard" and "cupboard," and make it sound good. That was total nonsense.

They're American Antelope, named so when someone European saw them and said "Hey, look, antelope!" Because they didn't know the pronghorn antelope was really a midget giraffe, and it looked like an Old World antelope, and Linnaeus hadn't been born yet...

Seriously? Allen sucked last week, the detractors screamed they were right. He had a good week this week, his supporters are screaming they are right. What both groups miss is that one game doesn't prove anything, either way. You're all idiots.