DC Tom

Never converted a lawn mower to a snow blower. Converted a gas grill to one, though.

I voted other - Netanyahoo. How's his bribery charges coming along?

Funny thing is, it's the strongest unity message of any of the candidates, outside maybe Tulsi and Yang.

I probably only have a couple weeks left myself, if I'm lucky. But I'm not that lucky, so probably longer. CLEARLY not that lucky. I had to live through this shitposting.

I'm halfway through Shakespeare's most recent, Romeo and Juliet: The Revenge.

Take us out of orbit, Mr. Sulu, Troll Factor eleven.

Uh...yeah? That was the pioneer West. It was the country at the time. How about, as teachers, they teach that?

I eagerly await their response to talk of a “coup” against the next Democrat in the White House. But they don’t care about the damage they do. It’s rule or ruin. Because they’re horrible people, who in a healthy republic would be ostracized and marginalized and mocked by everyone. . I hereby state that I will support the immediate initiation of impeachment proceedings against the next Democratic president, even before they are inaugurated, because precedent is a goddamn thing.

Note that "Senate Foreign Relations Committee Democrats" includes Senator Tim Kaine. Who is the last Senate Democrat who should be talking about "conflicts of interest" in this case.

It's not a Tom Clancy book. TOM CLANCY IS DEAD. Do you call Pride and Prejudice and Vampires a Jane Austen novel? No, you don't. Stop calling not-Tom-Clancy books "Tom Clancy books," you idiots.

BREAKING NEWS: Deep State operative admits Deep State exists, claims to be "principled."

Sure. She's proven trustworthy.

It's going to come out eventually that it was Bolton's "personal" official property-of-the-executive-branch government Twitter account and it's completely unfair for the the White House to restrict access to government resources for people who leave government service.

None of that's actually wrong - in fact, it's on the nose. But it misses the point that they're ALL socialist democrats, so we may as well support the good looking one.

The White House has administrative privileges on Twitter? Get the ***** outta here, Bolton.

This is true. I never get tired of reflecting that the woman who once said "WE are the President!" is not only not President, but is complaining about someone else's "authoritarianism." And that the woman complaining about the current President's racism and genocidal policies was, when she "was" the President, was responsible for calling Rwanda "acts consistent with genocide."

You need something far stronger than beer, I think.

Why do you hate trans-men so much? They can have babies too!

You're not a Hollywood liberal. You WERE a Hollywood liberal, but you got sane, and now you're just a liberal. Really, I remember when you were a Hollywood liberal. Your turn-around has been...interesting. Sometimes hilarious.

I can respect that guy. I disagree with him, but he makes a coherent, cogent point. And I hope he keeps it when the alt-right beats him to a pulp with their useful political tool. Quoting you this time so that everyone can enjoy...whatever the hell the above is. What the ***** is this? "Yeah, I should have read the article I got wrong, but I'm still right because whatever?"

If you were a Democrat, you'd lack the introspection to make that judgement. Edit: case in point.

I get very tired of being told I'm a Trump supporter when I've disliked the charlatan longer than the people calling me a Trump supporter have even been alive.

I think they will. There's quite a bit of pressure for it from their base, and fragmenting the party support going in to the primaries is probably not something they want. Better to have a sham impeachment vote and blame the Senate Republicans for their "obstructionism" down the stretch, and unite the party. Did that jackalope just defend Antifa by refusing to disavow Patriot Prayer breaking a woman's back?

You didn't read the article, did you? It says the exact opposite: American people fear left-wing violence, even if Trump is impeached.