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  1. DC Tom
    Did you hear Neil Peart died too?
  2. DC Tom
    The irony is if you saw "Pegula vs. Wozniacki," and knew nothing else, you'd assume Ms. Wozniacki was the one from Buffalo.
  3. DC Tom
    Congratulations on hitting 250 posts. You're an idiot.
  4. DC Tom
    This is like watching Jim Kelly in a Superbowl...
  5. DC Tom
    Clean and beautiful. I'm amazed it wasn't flagged.
  6. DC Tom
    Ryan Tannenhill has more rushing TDs in this game than Lamar Jackson.
  7. DC Tom
    How many people does it take to fix a pylon? Apparently three.
  8. DC Tom
    Best thing about this game is not listening to Booger Mc*****stick. Second-best is not listening to Chris Collinsworth.
  9. DC Tom
    Yeah, I know that play just worked. But that was a hilariously ugly play.
  10. DC Tom
    If the Iranian government has any sense, they'll release a statement apologizing for the detention, but the ambassador was at the scene of a riot, and they took him into custody for his protection and released him as soon as practical. They don't have that much sense.
  11. DC Tom
    I would...because who's going to show them? CNN? MSNBC? Not unless they start protesting Trump.
  12. DC Tom
    Some are. Some are thetans.
  13. DC Tom
    What, we're not allowed to call Brady a ***** anymore?
  14. DC Tom
    You know who's not liking this? Putin.
  15. DC Tom
    Clearly he feels guilty about forcing the Ukrainian airliner into a rough landing.
  16. DC Tom
    Well, I don't see Johnny Unitas playing for the Pats anytime soon, since he's...y'know...dead. So without, I guess.
  17. DC Tom
    You'll never understand it because you're an idiot.
  18. DC Tom
    Seriously? And Clowney got nothing for knocking Wentz's head off?
  19. DC Tom

    Name This Person

    DC Tom replied to T&C's topic in Off the Wall

    Peter Frampton
  20. DC Tom
    Rock didn't die so much as it was murdered by boy bands and autotune.
  21. DC Tom
    No, I'm saying her skin fits her like she's an interstellar cockroach from Men in Black.
  22. DC Tom
    Or Jerry Nadler in a bubble bath. Or Maxine Waters taking off her skin and throwing it in the laundry.
  23. DC Tom
    You know, the mass of the electron has been calculated to some eleven decimal places...but only measured accurately to nine. That's how good the theory of the electron is: it's more accurate than we can accurately perceive.
  24. DC Tom
    Yeah, that's it. I swear, he grows a third hand for the outro there...
  25. DC Tom
    It's the people of San Francisco's job.
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