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Or Edmunds. He's athletic enough, and even though that leaves the Bills' D weaker up the middle against the run, Jackson's like 40% of Baltimore's rushing yards, so it probably evens out.

They don't have to. You're not allowed to touch Brady.

Lamar Jackson benched! Clearly he sucks...wouldn't have been benched if he had 300 yards, right?

For anyone watching this in DC...who the hell is that blonde in the Ourisman commercials? She's got that very nice "low-rent local commercial bimbo" thing going on...good figure, nice hips, bubbly personality, hair the color of Rams uniforms...

It's already trademarked, you moron.

Psst...they look like daffodils. It's the uniforms.

They don't face a defense composed entirely of rubber duckies, for starters...

"Robert, you're in!" "Thanks coach!" <stands up> <knee folds like overcooked spaghetti> "Lamar..."

You could mock the Rams uniforms. Works for me.

If I happen to commit suicide in the next 24 hours, please don't mourn me. It's only because I choose to not live with the memory of Tessitore screaming "We got a Jackson 5!"

I don't know why, but I look at the Rams uniforms tonight, and Baby Shark starts going through my head, and I think "You know, that's still too macho for those uniforms..."

It's really going to cost them late in the game...

What the Ravens have really proved tonight is that they can run freely through a field of daffodils...

"They want to go drive the nail in the coffin." They're up 35-6, Booger, you idiot. They're not driving a nail in the coffin. They're laying sod on the grave.

Not as embarrassing as dancing with a bee girl in a Blind Melon video, but close.

Well...we know you can't stop them by making them collapse in laughter with piss-yellow color rush uniforms.

A cardboard box. Tape it shut.

Ultimately, Gilmore needed the discipline of the Patroits' preparation to reach his full potential. I doubt he would have been as good in Buffalo, even now. One thing I noticed about Tre White. watching the reply of yesterday's game, is that he's playing very good run support, too. Compared to now, he was sloppy with the Bills. He's learned to play much more disciplined with the Pats, and he's far better for it.

I just want to clarify: neither I nor @Alaska Darin in any way support the new Facebook Portal.

I just turned on the game. I'm not the least bit surprised the Ravens are beating the stuffing out of Marshmallow Peeps.

Plus, it's a Roland Emmerich film, who really only makes CGI demo mixes. Midway 2019 is the worst movie ever. I haven't even seen it, and I know that. Yes, I'll even say it's worse than ***** March of the Mother*****ing Penguins.

Goddammit, Gary.

Of course, we were saying that a year ago, too. Least durable clone EVER.

No, it isn't. The people passing these laws have already answered; the line is "confiscate all guns."