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And they're probably still exhausted from running up and down the field so much this past weekend.

Buffalo mention! Everybody drink!

The Ravens just look bored out there. Not unlike anyone who visits Cincinnati.

That was a much better pass by Dalton than it looked at first. He didn't have a lot of space to fit that through.

We wouldn't know, we're Bills fans. Bills mention! Everybody drink!

Wow, they left a tight end that open? The Ravens really do look like the Bills...

"Crown Royal water break?" What the !@#$ is that? Who mixes "whiskey" with Coors Light?

"I'll have to look at the tape..."

And block occasionally.

Bills mention! Everybody drink.

You know what I didn't describe it as? "Amazeballs." "Amazeballs." Seriously. You dot your i's with little hearts, don't you?

No they're not. The Bills look exactly as terminally putrid as they are.

"Amazeballs?" What are you, a fourteen year old girl in a Discover Card commercial?

Gizele?

Looks like Flacco learned something from watching Peterman last week...

My liver's not up to that. My liver's barely up to listening to that.

I've got to admit, that Steelers Pizza Hut commercial was pretty damn cute.

I can understand getting the warrants - even though the apartment is a crime scene, they still may want to dot all the i's and cross the t's, so the case doesn't get thrown out on a technicality. I also understand listing the marijuana on there - in the interests of completion, for the same reason above, you don't want to omit anything you find and risk having the investigation questioned ("Oh, so you didn't list the pot you found as a result of the warrant? What other exculpatory evidence did you hide that might show my client's innocence?") But leaking the warrant is bull ****. If I'm the judge on that case, I'm throwing the results of that search right out.

"Breaking News: Kavanaugh Accused of Molesting High School Student." Gotta think like the media...

They see it. They're simply 100% in favor of anything that stops Wörtlichüberpanzerkampfmaschinegehilfer-Hitler, no matter how stupid, reckless, or irresponsible it is.

Looks like sexual predation to me...

Hell, I am a Bills fan and I'm laughing. This team is comically bad.

But you've referred it to the FBI regardless.

Plus, if there's a possibility he was, they should wait to confirm him until this is thoroughly investigated. Which is the real point of this.

Didn't quite get the joke, did you?