DC Tom

It all gives me the feeling there's going to be a mass shooting Wednesday...

That would be awfully cold-blooded if true... ...wait...cold blooded? Like...reptiles? Reptoids? WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!!

She's not hot. She's got huge "tracts of land"...but so does Roseanne Barr.

Still waiting for the photo...

If someone attending that wants their dancing to really pop, they'll show up in a yellow jumpsuit, snowshoes, and a Carmen Miranda hat.

I can only imagine Mueller taking the testimony of NYC attorney... "Tell me about your association with Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner." "Mr. Mueller, the first time I met those two yutes was..." "Excuse me...what is a 'yute?'"

Geez, the ***** he must have seen... I've had the good fortune to talk with: A veteran of Tassafaronga (look it up) from the USS Houston. A veteran of Okinawa - served on a DE in the Navy, which basically means he was fighting kamikazes for a month straight. Gunther Rall - third-highest scoring fighter ace ever, and commander of the post-war German Luftwaffe. Interesting guy. Nice guy for a Nazi. Harry Crosby - lead navigator for the 100th BG, 8th Air Force. A veteran who fought in the Bulge as a platoon sergeant, stayed in after the war, got an officer's commission, then fought in Korea as a lieutenant. Neither is February 15th, which was far more important.

WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!!!!!

Manafort just looks like he'd lie about anything and everything as a matter of principle. Mueller, on the other hand, looks like Leslie Nielsen having a bad reaction to shellfish.

I'm so old, I remember when they taught you "If you need help, find a police officer."

It's not like they've been practicing that defense for TWENTY ***** YEARS.

People forget how often Trump has been "finished" before. Every bankruptcy, he comes back from stronger. By all means, morons...finish him again.

Told ya Trump was a Democrat.

I don't blame Ramsey. I blame...

Judging by my nieces and nephew, their confusion is limited to "Why are adults concerned with this *****?"

The biggest problem with that is that a very large number of people will consider that acceptable, necessary, and patriotic.

And the best thing about this nomination? He was already confirmed as Bush's AG, so he doesn't have to be confirmed again, since Senate confirmations are now portable.

He didn't just take a day off, he took a day off without the advice and consent of the Senate! IMPEACH!

Bilderbergers are *****, I'm tellin' ya. Completely, totally *****. Rothschilds are next.

Cue the "Trump's nominating someone before the next Congress is seated! This nomination is unconstitutional!"

This is the BEST CONSPIRACY THEORY EVER.

Just a reminder: after they release the transcript Monday, we're going to spend next week listening to self-important morons argue about whether 24 hours meant "calendar day" or "business day."

Turns out it was just a Don Lemon take.

Are you getting the sense yet that you are the only one here who cares about Trump's religiousness?

You wouldn't have shaken his hand, Don, because it wouldn't have been offered.