DC Tom

So if they do this...and CA energy costs skyrocket, who do they sue for that? Enron's not around to be a convenient patsy for their stupidity this time.

Seriously? I'll show you aggressive: you're a ***** idiot.

I'd just like to take a moment to thank Kyle for playing the entirety of his last game, and not retiring at halftime.

You're an idiot. How do you list McCoy, but not Peterman or Vontae Davis?

I like blueberry pop tarts. (You did say "say what you want...")

Oh...now who's a cheap piece of *****?

He's the most important person on Kraft's payroll. Now New England's dominance is really over.

Stop pretending you're Cato the Elder. You're not even Kato Kaelin.

Oppressing Quebec?

Depressed? No...more of a "Thank God, this is finally over" feeling.

Everybody but the Pats.

Someone tell me again how pot is harmless...

You're an idiot.

Reminder: They're not going to figure it out...

Probably the Ottomans. Damn hajis.

Best. Christmas Gift. EVER.

And the fire was caused by toxic masculinity. [/Critical Electrical Theory]

I also predict that in 2019, Trump will tweet something stupid, Democrats will go full-goose bozo over it and call for impeachment, gatorman will call the tweet criminal (not realizing that in criminalizing stupidity he's slitting his own throat), and most people will just roll their eyes at the silliness and get on with their lives. I also predict that Ginsburg will become physically incapable of performing the duties of Supreme Court Justice in 2019. But it will not stop Democrats from doing everything they possibly can to wheel her out there and keep her occupying her seat until 2020.

If Trump lost, we wouldn't need a special counsel to investigate him. It'd just be a regular old federal investigation and prosecution.

But those are pretty good Jack Sparrow and Elizabeth Warren imitations. And his Ted Cruz imitation is the best I've seen.

No, we wouldn't. We wouldn't have a special counsel, and the executive would stone-wall Republican Congressional investigations at every turn, invoking executive privilege to refuse answering Congressional subpoenas and giving hearing testimony. And no one would notice, because she wouldn't be tweeting like an eight-year-old, which is apparently all anyone pays attention to.

Their hair, however...

Good ***** Lord..."A transformer blew! It's a sign frim God! Vote Democrat!"

I just get in to arguments with them. "I can't answer that question. It's bull####. The way you phrase it is predicated on the following a priori assumptions...what you should be asking is..."

Not since the 1600s, at least.