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Drew Brees has completed more passes than Booger McFarland has completed sentences.

I understand that this is a blowout, and there's not a hell of a lot to discuss. But why the ***** is Booger telestrating a kitchen counter? Seriously, ESPN?

So glad Lisa Salters is available on the sidelines to talk about Brees' feelings. Mostly because while she's talking, Booger McFarland isn't. Overthrow them too?

Drew Brees is the GOAT. Suck it Brady. Suck it long, and suck it hard.

Pushed by the same politicians who told Romney "The 80s called, they want their foreign policy back." It took less than four years to change their tune.

It's not a corona. "Corona" and "halo" are two different things.

"But they have to call new witnesses, because the House was obstructed by Trump and couldn't hear from these witnesses!" That'll be the excuse.

More that battles are fought and won by C3I, and the strategic and operational spheres of C3I are overwhelmingly space dependent. And even tactically, there's an over-dependence on space platforms. Want to protect a critical target from US bombing? Degrade GPS - even bombs are satellite-guided today.

But how many are unique events?

I figured he had a broken collarbone, was lost for the rest of the season and the playoffs, and the season was basically over. But I didn't panic, at all. As a Bills fan, I'm used to that sort of disappointment.

In Chris Collinsworth's defense...what else is he qualified to talk about? Football?

I just realized, if the Bills win this game, New England has to lose to the Dolphins in week 17 for the Bills to win the division. I'm not sure I can do that - root for the Dolphins. Unless...well, I'd always said "I'll root for the Dolphins when they play al Qaeda." Can someone make the case for me that the Patriots are a terrorist organization?

They really nailed every empty Democratic cliche in that letter, didn't they?

Congratulations to the Pegulas, on the first 10-win season under their ownership, and the first in 20 years. Last 10-win season was 9 coaches and 17 starting QBs ago.

Makes me want to make them drink antifreeze.

Phew...I was afraid the league moved the face mask down to the upper abdomen for a minute. Glad to see it's still on the right shoulder where it belongs.

The way the offense is playing, they weren't going to march down to field goal range inside two minutes no matter the times-out available. More likely they'd just turn over the ball...so yeah, in this particular situation, don't risk it. Normally, I'd say "better to go in with the lead and make halftime adjustments," but this is an execrable third-quarter team anyway, so I'm not exactly excited to see the adjustments.

No, Allen is overthrowing by quite a bit. But Chris Collinsworth is no less of an idiot.

Running out the clock at the half with a lead?

I mean...'Tis the Season.

"Now the game starts." No, Collinsworth, it started a ***** hour ago. Jesus, he's an ass.

I am genuinely surprised the refs didn't call that an incomplete pass.

No, the worst call is still when the Pats converted a 4th and 8 with a seven yard pass out of bounds. This is the second-worst call.

Did the NFL move the face mask down around the abdomen when I wasn't looking?