DC Tom

Denver, in February? I suggest you're an idiot.

I was supposed to have heart surgery this month. But they couldn't find a qualified microsurgeon.

St. Nicholas was a man. He self-identified as a man. So...no.

It's a Herm Edwards press conference.

Remember, kids, friends don't let friends be Joe. So you can keep it in the news for the Democratic primaries. It's called "abuse of power for personal political gain."

Just heard this on the radio. Pelosi didn't say "a fair trial." She said "fair to us." ***** you, you hateful B word.

Uh...yeah, "something something Monica." I was equally against the Clinton impeachment, shitbreath. Kids, Joe has to be Joe. He doesn't have a choice. You do. Don't be Joe.

Yes, we do. But only you embrace it.

I'm well beyond it. The government's functionally abolished at this point. This is Joe. Joe wants to live in a banana republic. Don't be Joe.

Hochstein advised Biden...and was on the board of Naftogaz. Biden just collects Ukrainian energy company board members.

Well...yeah, of course. How can you have surveillance footage of a suicide attempt by a guy who didn't kill himself?

They're probably trying to time the Senate trial for the start of the Democratic primaries, on the belief it'll stimulate turnout. It'll also keep their top candidates off the campaign trail...but I've come to expect that sort of short-sightedness from House Democrats.

To the Democrats? The same people who told me today that "Merry Christmas" is a Republican talking point? The people who believe I should be denied services for being a white male? The people who openly attack me on the street for working in immigration? To them, being a true man of God is malfeasance. Count your blessings. Give it 5-10 years, and your head will be in the guillotine for that sort of wrongthink.

And how is it they seem to be thoroughly ignorant to the fact that this gets them, at best, "President Pence." Because it's not about the person, it's about the process. And the impeachment process has been warped beyond all recognition to be used as an ersatz "recall election," by criminalizing policy differences, which is not how our government is supposed to work. We don't give a ***** that this is bad for Trump. We care that it's bad for everyone.

Isn't that how the ACA works, though?

I'd pay to hear her announce the "impeachment pwoceedings against Donawd Twump..."

All of them, or just Republicans?

"As short a trial as possible" means, of course, "I'm not indulging this childishness a minute longer than I absolutely have to."

That happens a lot for some weird reason.

Still no dove.

I knew why. I'd finally found gatorman's twitter account. I already do, for all intensive porpoises.

Yeah...but Gary's an idiot, so I wouldn't expect him to figure it out. And the picture doesn't have a dove in it.

"You" is singular or plural. Guess which form I was using. Wrong. Guess again.

"No more drugs for that man." Name that movie...