DC Tom

And furthermore, what's with these interstellar objects entering the solar system recently? Is anyone monitoring Mark Zuckerberg's phone for a call from Mr. Shadow?

"Episode?" You've earned this: You're an idiot.

Well, they are Democrats...

Non-violent crimes like...threatening the Ukraine unless they fired the prosecutor investigating his son?

It also entirely skips over the fact that contraception is "free" under Obamacare.

Where else are you going to talk to the Taliban? Seriously...tell me where is secure enough, remote enough, and doesn't treat them as equals.

B word (Which I posted just for the cringing obviousness of the board-censored result.)

Just a reminder: Luc Besson dated a fifteen year old. And who was The Perfect Being? A clone!!!!! The Fifth Element: science fiction cult classic, or deep-state pedophilia documentary?

Of course they're horrible. If you took any pride in your work, you'd be at McD's.

Swalwell's taking the ending of his campaign really hard...

"Wait...that's wrong?" - The head of EVERY union in the country. I'm particularly looking at you, Randi Weingarten. (Literally. AFT's HQ is across the street, I'm looking out the window at them right now.)

His family has my deepest condolences concerning his upcoming "suicide."

That was one of the more nauseating things I thought about as it sank in: there were pilots up there intercepting the plane, and they'd be ordered to shoot it down, and they'd have to pull the trigger, and live with that action. I'd like to think that, in that situation, I'd do what's necessary and shoot down the plane...but I probably couldn't live with myself afterwards. I'd probably have committed suicide inside a month. Hearing it was basically a suicide mission, that they were unarmed (side note: I though F-16s always carried some gun ammo for CG reasons - live and learn) is even more nauseating.

Takes one to know one. ?

Looked up some of the specs. Jesus, those things are cool as *****.

Probably boyst.

It's a cookbook.

I'm betting he was "last seen" driving northeast on Lake Isle Drive at a high rate of speed, and 20 years ago those palm trees and that guardrail weren't there.

No, I would never read Harper's.

And I was skeptical monkeys could type, but here you are...

That certainly put all the conspiracy theories to rest...

So his real complaint is that they didn't tweet before 6AM? Really, can we just ***** off with this bull####? There's plenty of legitimate criticism to level at those idiots without resorting to "WAAAAAH!!! They didn't tweet before I woke up!"

Yes. Apparently it kills idiots, which relieves some of my pain.

On their own. But I'd qualify some of those you mention differently. I think AB has a legitimate personality disorder (as opposed to OBJ, who's simply an #######). And Johnson, Owens, and Sanders never struck me as particularly troubled so much as just showmen. Ochocinco, in particular, always seemed to be someone who just thoroughly enjoyed football and let it show, and was frustrated when he couldn't.

I'm always darkly amused by the irony of the global warming crowd's insistence that everything must stay as it always was, for ever and ever, and mankind is responsible for ensuring so, has far more in common with Christian creationism than it does modern science.