DC Tom

Usually, he's not scapegoated until he's promoted to head coach, though.

Duh Duh DUH Duh Duh DUH-DUH Duh Duh DUH...Duh, Duh... We all came out to Black Rock On the Lake Erie Shoreline To play football with Josh Allen We didn't have much time. Dome...on the Water... Fire in the sky...

I was more upset about that *****-ass lateral...but now that you've pointed this out, I'm incensed. What poor decision-making.

I just want to say, for the record, that Ricky Gervais didn't kill himself.

I want this to happen. It would be hilarious.

It's like rain on your wedding day...

John Bolton, Democratic savior.

The President commands the armed forces. Full stop. He does not have to "consult Congress" before issuing orders. It was true when Roosevelt sent the Great White Fleet around the world, it's truer now under the War Powers Act.

Um...he's a Democrat, and she's a member of the Socialist Party...so technically, they're not...

I hope McConnell refuses to accept the "House Managers," on the grounds that there's absolutely no such legal requirement for the House to be involved in Senate business. Just to watch the lefts' heads explode.

Rutgers is the state now?

Hope it goes better for her than the college admissions expert she hired.

I rounded up from 27.417932804.

They're not. Iran's nuclear program has always been intended for peaceful purposes.

Worse. We're in Nebraska.

So you ran, like, 600 yards a year?

27.42%.

On that principle, it's @pop gun's responsibility to back up his original post, nopt @yall's to back up his vapid denial of it. (The original post is inaccurate, though. I know, because I googled it.)

I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whities I see, I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whities I see. When I kill all the whities I see, then whitey he won't bother me, I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whities I see. Then I'll get a white woman who's wearing a navy blue sweater.

Well...they found him, in the yard, with the water heater and a hole in the roof of his barn. Air compressor running inside the barn, with some unconnected piping leading to it. As best anyone ever figured (no witnesses), he was rigging the water heater tank as a reserve air tank for his compressor, which is a bad idea to begin with. But for some inexplicable reason, after he had hooked up the tank to the compressor, and pressurized the tank, he had to climb on top of the tank to do something (bolt it to the wall, adjust a valve, sweat a pipe, I have no idea). It was at that time the bottom of the tank chose to blow out, launching itself, and him on top of it, through the roof into the yard. My family's full of stories like this (though this is the only fatal one - my dad sending his brother's boat over Niagara Falls, after his brother was shipped to 'Nam and told him "Take care of my boat" was close, but Dad lived. Likewise, when my dad called me and asked "Any ideas how to get a riding lawn mower out of the pool?") We. Are. Farmers. Dum, dum-dum dum dum dum dum.

No, they're both Putin's stooges. WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!!!

Yeah, you're emotionally uninvested.

BEEF MOE!