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  1. DC Tom
    The pain from Spain's felt mainly on the plain.
  2. DC Tom
    Remember when the Bills started the 2008 season 4-0, and went 3-9 the rest of the season and missed the playoffs?
  3. DC Tom
    That makes me feel bad for kale. I've never felt bad for kale before.
  4. DC Tom
    Goddammit, how is Brady still healthy?
  5. DC Tom
    All the Pats fans in Connecticut are actually Giants fans - they rooted for the Giants in the 80s and 90s, and will go back to rooting for the Giants when the Patriots return to perennial suckitude.
  6. DC Tom
    And DC. I take extra plastic straws when I stop anywhere, and carry them with me when I go in to DC. I have 12 with me right now - so concealed carry, and a high-capacity magazine. Put a pistol grip on one of these straws, and I'm a terrorist.
  7. DC Tom
    I'm honestly just happy to see him walking, let alone playing football.
  8. DC Tom
    Outside of Boston, are there Patriots fans?
  9. DC Tom
    But neither her sexuality nor her politics were her excuse. What was her excuse? She had a cold.
  10. DC Tom
    Again, I didn't realize he was still alive. So if it were an accidental death, would that make it a Car accident?
  11. DC Tom
    And isn't a cheating bastard who sold his soul to the devil for a pallet of magic water...
  12. DC Tom
    He's probably faking it, so the Steelers will cut him and he can sign with the Patriots.
  13. DC Tom
    You new here?
  14. DC Tom
    Mahomes has 313 yards at the half for the second week in a row.
  15. DC Tom
    Reminder: ANY other QB on another team acts like this, we'd tar and feather him. Not saying I don't like Allen's shtick...just saying the rest of you are...well, inconsistent.
  16. DC Tom
    That Brady doesn't have 5-6 touchdown passes against that secondary already is a clear indication he's done...
  17. DC Tom
    Or you can just try The Patriot Way
  18. DC Tom
    I think he means safety. I mean...Al Gore, running out of his own end zone? We've seen this before...
  19. DC Tom
    So would a lead pipe.
  20. DC Tom
    The novelty wears off the second time it happens.
  21. DC Tom
    The position is called "punt catcher."
  22. DC Tom
    Titans game begins with what looks like a literal dumpster fire on the field.
  23. DC Tom
    I think Earl was aware...
  24. DC Tom
    So who's left?
  25. DC Tom
    Fewer car accidents.
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