DC Tom

That's a lot of binders-full.

You could buy military-grade weapons in Canada? Can't even do that in the US.

No, not deliberately. Naturally.

Because it's a purely binary question of right and wrong between Donald Trump and the rest of the world. You're an idiot, asking an idiot's question.

Everything's been topsy-turvy since 2017. Thanks, Trump!

Wait 'til Monday's protest. I already told my team to work from home and avoid the - and I quote - "expected Brobdingnagian hellscape."

It's called "Hollywood."

The moon itself is a conspiracy. There is no moon, that's just what They want you to believe.

Global warming disproportionately impacts minorities. Because intersectionality and critical theory or some such bull####.

None of them ever puts their money where their mouth is. In fact, by doing things like buying beachfront mansions, they usually do the opposite. . The only thing that separates the climate change extremists from all the apocalyptic death cults through history, from the Mayans to the People's Temple to ISIS, is the "death" part. Something to look forward to...

With the very important distinction that no one, even among the their most rabid supporters, is delusional enough to believe the Dolphins are at all qualified to be doing what they're doing.

Stop it, everyone, right now. This is complete nonsense, and it's starting to make me feel bad for Trudeau, and I don't WANT to feel bad for Trudeau.

The two of you combined have the comprehension skills of a banana. This should be fun...

FBI and CIA heads are relatively new positions. DNI even more so. I'm surprised an AG never was, though. Edit: we both forgot Petraeus, pled guilty to doing a Clinton during his time as director at CIA. (Doing several Clintons: extramarital affair, mishandling classified info. But not real estate fraud, witness tampering, money laundering, withholding information from Congress, or voter fraud. Hell of a world we're in when "doing a Clinton" isn't specific enough. )

A Russian Swede spying for Iranian-backed Lebanese terrorists? Now I've seen everything.

I think the league should embrace Miami's obvious tanking. "How bad can the Dolphins be?" is just about the most interesting and entertaining question in the sport right now. It's nice to have something to look forward to on Sundays again.

But even Rob Johnson was no Chris Chandler (a/k/a Crystal Chandelier.)

SNL is on NBC, after all, whose logo is an Indian headdress.

Because unlike his predecessor, he didn't hire lickspittles. And unlike his predecessor's predecessor, he didn't hire people who think "whistleblower" means "run to Wikileaks."

Unprecedented? Drexel Burnham Lambert wasn't that long ago.

You say that as though medical patients don't pay taxes.

It's already stealing votes from Bernie Sanders.

And again...Holder, Fast and Furious. Precedent's a B word.

Cheating, for example. Hard to believe Brady's first child is 12 years old this year. Wonder what Gisele thinks of that?

You didn't build that, Warren, somebody else made it happen.