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It probably spends most of its time thinking "Holy *****, I'm orange!"

Jesus. That's not funny. That's scary. That's real Star-Chamber-Type stuff - they're usurping the courts' role in mediating disputes now. They're really positioning themselves as the Assemblée Nationale.

Whatever it is, he should be impeached for it.

Hard to believe that, in a week where Trump and the Democrats are having a race to the bottom, that someone would manage to out-stupid them. But here we are.

BREAKING NEWS: Jerry Hughes proactively fined $50,000 for a hit on Tom Brady this coming Sunday. When asked for comment, Roger Goodell said "We are dedicated to the health and safety of our players, and such recklessness as we will see two days from now will not be tolerated."

You want to feel even better? "Shaniqua on the Blue Line." Man, that was...15 years, already?

Okay... A Nazi Communist insurance salesman. FLIGHTSUIT! HALLIBURTON! NOSE PICK! GOAT STORY!

Co-dependents. It's a symbiotic relationship, not parasitic.

An insurance salesman.

. Inaccurate. Congress's investigation authority is extremely broad, and requests are presumed to have a legitimate legislative purpose until proven otherwise. SCOTUS has ruled such in the past. Reason being that otherwise it would make the legislative process beholden to, and subordinate to, the courts.

All this crying over using government authority for personal purposes makes me wonder how people would feel Ivanka were ordering the Navy around on behalf of the Trump Organization...

Us physicists think that's cute, you engineers applying our work and calling it "science."

It's entirely possible the whistleblower went to Rose to put the complaint together - were I in a similar situation, I'd consider legal representation. It's not unreasonable. But there's a large jump from that to "manufactured by a third party from multiple party's testimonies." It's also possible - and I wouldn't put it past Bakaj, who's rather something of an #######. But there's no facts supporting it, either.

Agreed. That's as well-supported as the Kavanaugh accusations.

She's spent a quarter-century in a bubble of constant repetition of how special she is, how everything negative in her life is due to a vast right wing conspiracy, and how nobody could possibly be against her if they only knew the truth. So all those condemnation letters were fabricated. The people who don't like her are clearly being misled and lied to.

And Jerry will get an unsportsmanlike conduct for hurting their fingers.

Jerry will face who he always faces against New England: the refs.

Or the back of a nail salon...

You quote me personally, and it better ***** be "You're an idiot," you idiot.

Obviously not. He's the GOAT.

No. Noooo. No one has to care. You don't have to care. You don't.

Tom Brady staked out for a Tyrannosaur? That's Game Of The Week material.

Even though I quoted WEO, I meant the both of you. You're awfully invested in being right about whether or not a guy you will never, ever meet is an ####### or not. More invested than the players seem to be in this game, in fact.

Thursday is Kill Your Own Dinner night? That'll DEFINITELY be more entertaining than the game.

Dallas. I have 27 and 28 reasons. I'll root for the Cowboys when they play Miami.