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Why should he? He's not Elizabeth Warren.

"Dammit, Chloe, WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME!!!! WHERE IS THE COLLUSION?????"

This is still, by far, the stupidest thing I've seen all week.

Hell, they're still trying to make her win. Wouldn't it have just been better to let Trump have his four years, then put another cutout into office in 2020? This is smacking of such desperation it's making the plotters look bad. Really, for people who've played the game so patiently behind the scenes, to completely lose patience like this is atypical to the point of being a legitimate mental illness.

Oh, that's wonderful. Bernie railed against the mathematical oppression of Euler by the pagan worshippers of Isaac Newton?

I blame all of it on an offensive Youtube video.

I agree. Keep AOC and Bernie Sanders away from this. I'm surprised he's going the "Asking for help from the communists" route with this. I mean...tariffs, anyone? Isn't "Trump is offering to remove tariffs in return for investigating Biden!" a much better narrative? The morons are really going to go with "communists are bad?"

Hell, he praised Obama for having campaign rallies in Europe with the help of European governments.

I thought the premise was "Biden's innocent because everyone else was doing it, too!" No, it doesn't. Obsession? Seriously?

Pats helmets are fine. Brady baptizes them with magic water before every game. The inappropriateness of Tampa's entire brand can't be overstated. They're not just encouraging helmet-to-helmet hits, they're offering a bounty for them - a buck an ear.

Again...how? Please have something more than name-dropping.

Actually, our sitting president asked foreign leaders to look in to a very specific accusation, not "dig up dirt." Jesus...I finally got some time just now to read the transcript, and it's clear the "favor" is investigating Crowdstrike, not Biden. "I'd like a favor," then "Crowdstrike," then allusions to continued corruption in the Ukranian government ("very bad people".) Then Zelenskyy's turn, blah blah blah incompetence, blah blah blah corruption, he brings up Guiliani and invites him to the Ukraine, blah blah blah friendship, blah blah blah open and candid investigations. Then Trump chimes in with "Good, because you had good prosecutor but he got shut down, please talk to Guiliani, our old ambassador sucked, a lot of talk about Biden's son, Biden bragged he stopped the prosecution so if you could look in to that yeah that'd be great. [/Lumberg]" THAT is what all this is based on? A half-assed connection between two phrases separated by three minutes of conversation in a phone call between the Candied-Yam-In-Chief and the Ukrainian Turnip-in-Chief (that whole transcript sounds like Trump talking to a slightly less impaired version of himself. It's very Being John Malkovich-ish.) Brought up when the conversation goes in a direction that Zelenskyy himself prompts? That's coercion?

That's it? Name-dropping? Name-dropping a former VP against whom can be made credible accusations of conflicts of interest? That's the evidentiary standard? This whole thing is woefully ridiculous.

Where's the "to help his campaign" come in?

Reminder: Democrats want Trump's tax returns to look for undisclosed "hush money" payments. They STILL have a cart hitched to these two morons.

Surgeons are generally clinical sociopaths. We need to start applying critical theory to medicine, and address people's feelings of health before their actual health.

I really don't understand why they don't just have Trump assassinated.

I don't care if he throws you a cinder block or not, as long as he's drowning.

I only know because he instagrammed his flu shot this week.

Ouch...

Not even Beto?

Would not surprise me at all. I mean, look at her qualifications: best-selling author, an NBC contributor, a former management consultant, a former hedge fund analyst, on many boards of directors, chaired the Clinton Foundation, through which she has foreign policy experience. She's got the perfect "claim everything but do nothing" political resume. She's the second-most qualified candidate ever, behind mom.* *This statement is, of course, bull####.

Wait...which Clinton? Because Hillary's old, know's she's old, and I don't think she'd be against immortalizing herself by establishing dynastic power. And the minimum age for a VP is 35 - Chelsea is 39.

Conclusion: the AI is a victim of systematic racism. Seriously, read the article. That's the ***** conclusion.

She'd be lucky to survive the post-inaugural walk down Pennsylvania Ave. "BREAKING NEWS: Newly-inaugurated President Warren hit by car during Inaugural Parade. Three times. Secret Service mystified, FBI rules it a suicide."