DC Tom

I still take a small bit of pride that I saved you from being dismembered by calling you an idiot. But only a small bit, because after all, it's you.

Raw bread dough.

It's not starting with this President. You're just wrong, is all. But you're picking a hell of a time to explicitly mbue the Presidency with monarchial powers, what with it being occupied by a candied yam.

Actually, he does. He's the President; you're describing royalty.

No, he's not that clever.

C'mon...a woman propositions an entire plane, and the best picture we have is of her in an overstuffed winter coat?

Kaare Vedvik? That's a hockey name. Send him to the Sabres, they need the help.

I don't know what this means. He's so good, he's unlisted?

Grasping at not just straws, but bendy straws! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!!!

Of course, ***** hasn't really gotten real here until you've been accused of defending them.

Don't let it get you down, Mr. Beane. We're used to failure. We're Bills fans.

He sucks. Cut him. ***** seriously?

Any updates on this?

You're an idiot.

Funny that this should come after Soleimani's assassination. WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!!!

Could anyone survive it by sheer incompetence? There's a movie plot in that: guy's elected who has no political experience, he's attacked by his enemies who tailor their attacks to someone with political experience, guy survives said attacks because he's too damn stupid and inexperienced to know that the attacks against him should work. Helps that his opponents are absolute morons, too.

How much does Al Pacino hate that Senate Republicans are best described by Al Pacino memes?

***** seriously? She got an emotional support dog? ***** you, you stupid cow.

Better not be. I can't even begin to imagine how such a ground war would take shape. Probably badly.

Any parent who needs that article probably shouldn't be a parent. What a load of facile tripe.

Sounds like you have to lease a new office in a different town, then.

Too bad. When it comes to that, it probably should be done with shock and awe. When applying military force...don't do it halfway. Overkill is underrated. Seriously. If it comes to bombing artillery and missile sites on the coast - and I truly believe it will - that should be a full campaign across the area of Iran to dismantle their entire C3 and AD system. You can't just blunt the pointy end of the spear.

Peter Frampton.

Find out where she lives, show up at her home every evening for half an hour and talk her ear off.