[PURE CONJECTURE]
Buddy: Who did you have in mind for head coach, Ralph?
Ralph: Well, I was thinkin' that Schottenheimer kid. You know, the linebacker? I always thought he'd make a good coach. I heard he'd called or sent a telegram or something.
Buddy: Mr. Wilson, I'd really not recommend hiring this m... err, kid. (Whispers in Ralph's ear)
Ralph: SPEAK UP!
Buddy: Well, he's a friend of mine, Ralph and I don't want to embarrass him in the media.
Ralph: Is that all? Just blame it on me. I'm used to the heat. At my age I like to stay warm.
[/PURE CONJECTURE]