ConradDobler

I remember Van Miller calling him Magic Marker. Ken "Baby" Johnson with his "The Bills are Going to the Super Bowl" song.

Ervin "Magic Marker" Parker. I had the great pleasure to meet my namesake and just want all of you to know that he is a true gentleman in real life, he'd do anything on the field to protect his quarterback; including inviting bodily harm. After the game he would take his opponent out for a beer. Edited to add: On one "Little House on the Prairie" episode there is a gravestone that reads "Conrad Dobler, gone but not forgiven" that Merlin Olsen had put in!

It actually was going to be COFFEE RICH Stadium at first. Named for the non-dairy creamer.

Here in the Buff, we also have Anal Pudding...

Thank you, OP! This one's on me.

IIRC it was an exemption from the antitrust law that made the NFL agree to televise sold out home games. I'm too drunk to Google it right now, but I think that there was a specific Senator that insisted on this comprimise.

Here's an authentic pils for you all.

James Gregory.

Not yet available on Youtube, but walk with me down memory lane: An alledged time traveller is arrested in Central Park and is in the cage. During the show he convinces Harris to dump his gold investments and move to zinc. (Harris quote: "Oh a couple of tons".) At the outro, the time traveller finally hears Dietrichs' full name. TT: "Dietrich? THE Arthur Dietrich?" AD: "Yes." TT: "My goodness, sir this is such an honor! I'd never thought that I'd meet someone as great as you!" Rest of the ol' 12th precinct stands around with gaping jaws. Dietrich: "Hey, I couldn't have done it without you guys." Cue exit music.

Gaye Bikers on Acid?

Bless you, sir. Happy holidays!

I was there too, although in the opposite end zone (we were still in the sun and I wanted to stay warm(er)).

As a coach, I'd then put George Wilson in and part ways.

Great video, but Buddah almighty WHY do these youtube posters feel it mandatory to put in that kind of crap soundtrack? I listed to it on mute but still, do they think they're actually being creative?

Saints preserve us. This kind of stuff didn't start happening until the off season. They're killing me, Whitey!