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Jon in Pasadena

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  1. Jon in Pasadena
    Since when is throwing wiffle-balls at each other from your knees considered to be batting practice? We used to call it "!@#$ing around."
  2. Jon in Pasadena
    Our defense sucks! Doomed! Our offense sucks! Doomed!
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  4. Jon in Pasadena
    Oh common, man!
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  6. Jon in Pasadena
    Except for the 'O', 'P', and 'T' that was a pretty fair imitation of e.e. cummings.
  7. Jon in Pasadena
    But the 17 year old boys got multiple F's, so it's all good. Wait, what?
  8. Jon in Pasadena
    A new kind of cheese that I just invented that needs to be aged 100 years before being eaten.
  9. Jon in Pasadena
    The Bills have a pretty strong record over the last decade of drafting players that prevent touchdowns. Unfortunately, most of them are on Offense.
  10. Jon in Pasadena
    Usually it's the other way around.
  11. Jon in Pasadena
    Meat Loaf or Steaming Loaf ... decisions, decisions...
  12. Jon in Pasadena
    I once released a friggin' huge garter snake in the mess hall at summer camp during the middle of lunch. Never heard so much screaming in my life.
  13. Jon in Pasadena
    Hair trigger, no doubt.
  14. Jon in Pasadena
    PR stunt before his "King Missile" sample drops?
  15. Jon in Pasadena
    Someone took the term "codpiece" much too literally.
  16. Jon in Pasadena
    "It felt a hell of a lot bigger than that coming out!"
  17. Jon in Pasadena
    Can we go back to hating his guts now?
  18. Jon in Pasadena
    I bet his girlfriend pulls some strings to get him out of there.
  19. Jon in Pasadena
    Any of 'em do half a billion $$ in box office? Juno - $231,411,584 X-Men Last Stand - $459,359,555 Inception - $825,532,764 Somebody must think Ms. Page can act. She currently commands a salary of $3M per movie. Not Johnny Depp territory, but not exactly peanuts either.
  20. Jon in Pasadena
    We used to have Fosters & Fosters parties on Friday or Saturday nights. (Strawberry donuts + Aussie beer. Mmmm.) Leftovers were breakfast, a few hours later.
  21. Jon in Pasadena
    Sympathy & best wishes from the Left Coast.
  22. Jon in Pasadena
    Sometimes it's pretty clear. For example, on 12/20/97 what was going through Lonnie Johnson's head was -- Darren Sharper.
  23. Jon in Pasadena
    Callaway used to make a decent Fumé Blanc.
  24. Jon in Pasadena
    Thread title sounds like the wimpiest UFC fight in history.
  25. Jon in Pasadena
    My kids grew up watching Nihongo de Asobo videos. The penis-puppet is about the least weird thing on that show. (Imagine, if you can, the 600 lb Sumo wrestler Konishiki, dressed as a giant pineapple, engaging in tongue-twister duels with little kids dressed like snails. That was pretty much par for the course on that wacked out show..)
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