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Jon in Pasadena

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  1. Why did the center snap it? The QB wasn't even looking forward???
  2. Every time I see the Bills running around in those ludicrous red pajamas, I expect to see the Cat in the Hat rolling up on his Dynamic Industrial Renovating Tractormajigger, to clean up the mess.
  3. Probably a Panthers fan pushed him over
  4. Fulton getting posterized out there.
  5. Hey, 3 yards per attempt is way better than 18 inches per attempt, which is what he had midway through Q2 🤷‍♂️
  6. That "Rage" virus sticks around a long time on metal surfaces!
  7. And that is how you knock down a ***** hail mary!
  8. Damn, McDermott's good. He can even call defensive timeouts when his team isn't even playing.
  9. Oh Lord, don't be doing that or you'll probably end up in Phoenix, and then I'll have to drive all the way out there where we'll doubtless run into my cousins, and then things will quickly run off the rail ....
  10. You're welcome to come visit anytime, and I will apologize with as many beers as necessary 😁
  11. Hey if you want a break, they got Wide Right playing in the room next door....
  12. You're welcome.
  13. And me! The punch line is - they have ONLY the last 13 seconds of that game.... on endless repeat.....
  14. Yeah the problem hasn't been that we don't know what's coming, it's that we haven't been able to stop it with the personnel we've had available. I am hoping that we will FINALLY be healthy when we face them in the playoffs this time!
  15. More likely they'll find 1000 cases of CTE induced by forcibly bashing our skulls into the wall repeatedly.
  16. Yeah exactly. "Oh Noes! I can't believe Brady is showing our entire playbook to our arch-rivals!!" is exactly what was going through my mind when we did like our 15th straight inside run for 1 yard on first down. 🙄
  17. Your take is so cold, physicists could use it to trap photons.
  18. When someone sticks a finger through your grill, the move is to jerk your head violently down and snap the ***** off.
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