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  1. Jon in Pasadena
    +1I've been assaulted by wild raccoons in 2 different states. The last one, if Ben Dreith had been there he'd have penalized it for giving me the business!
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    No. I have only 2 basic rules: No biters/choppers/sawyers/hackers/slicers/dicers or others who make a habit of frolicking with sharp implements. No one named after a death god/goddess (i.e. Kali, Durga, etc.), a natural phenomenon (Sunshine, Rainbow, Stardust), or anything with horns (Fawn, Nyala, Arwa). This chick fails both tests. Pass.
  3. Jon in Pasadena
    So last weekend we decided to go tent camping. The hottest, driest weekend (104 degrees F when we were leaving Friday pm) in the hottest, driest month, in the hottest, driest year so far, in the middle of a once-a-century drought. Naturally, it rained.
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    Ohhhhh....so that's what Mr. McGuire was talking about! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsrLHP26zvk I'd aim to send her count negative. Make her forget some she'd already had with those infernal devices.
  5. Jon in Pasadena
    She couldn't handle me...she's only used to getting 15 O's per week.
  6. Jon in Pasadena
    SpaceX is very cool. I got a tour of their facility when they were recruiting Software Engineers last year. Their rocket assembly pipeline is just nutso.
  7. Jon in Pasadena
    Nailed it. http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2014/07/25/porcelain-dolls-doorsteps-california/13153709/
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  9. Jon in Pasadena
    5/5 But I've been writing pattern recognition programs for 20 years, so that's probably cheating.
  10. Jon in Pasadena
    The "Not fully sad, but you will be soon" chick -- most definitely.. She got that Penelope Cruz thing goin' on.
  11. Jon in Pasadena
    At work, a bunch of us were watching the game on a big-screen TV. Someone observed that the ESPN caption box ran out of room to display all the German goals on the Germany side of the box. I suggested they could just list the additional German goals on Brazil's side of the caption box, because Brazil certainly wasn't using it.
  12. Jon in Pasadena
    Ann Coulter is a chick? For real? I would not have guessed that.
  13. Jon in Pasadena
    No it snot.
  14. Jon in Pasadena
    Casillas is done like dinner. Although he did get mugged on one of those goals.
  15. Jon in Pasadena
    If I had a nickel for every time I've read that in the last decade+ of futility I'd have ... pretty much all of the nickels.
  16. Jon in Pasadena
    Never felt the urge to get close enough to check. Guy I knew at a previous job did though.
  17. Jon in Pasadena
    Man, you'd love Santa Monica Boulevard.
  18. Jon in Pasadena
    Since when is throwing wiffle-balls at each other from your knees considered to be batting practice? We used to call it "!@#$ing around."
  19. Jon in Pasadena
    Our defense sucks! Doomed! Our offense sucks! Doomed!
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  21. Jon in Pasadena
    Oh common, man!
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  23. Jon in Pasadena
    Except for the 'O', 'P', and 'T' that was a pretty fair imitation of e.e. cummings.
  24. Jon in Pasadena
    But the 17 year old boys got multiple F's, so it's all good. Wait, what?
  25. Jon in Pasadena
    A new kind of cheese that I just invented that needs to be aged 100 years before being eaten.
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