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Jon in Pasadena

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  1. Sexual misconduct involving vegetables is so last month. Next up: Actinide Series Elements (You know where to put Uranium!)
  2. Pretty sure her butt-chin is a tiny bit off-center.
  3. Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
  4. Me: "Oh really? That's very interesting." <yelling over my shoulder to my imaginary colleague: "Hey, is that drone hot yet? Yeah? How long until you can triangulate the signal? 90 seconds? OK...> Scammer: ? Me: "Oh sir, could you please stay on the line for another minute and a half? Thanks!" Scammer: <click>
  5. They cawing for Derek or David?
  6. His voice sounds a little hoarse.
  7. They must have a very strange bidding convention.
  8. I assume this Harley was a Chopper.
  9. He refused to just roll over and concede July's Darwin Award to the "&#33;@#&#036; the Alligators!" guy.
  10. The refereeing for ENG-GER today was ...odd.
  11. BF has a mind? Hope he got it through Amazon. They're usually pretty good about returns.
  12. No, Ogimi #17 for Japan bulged the twine, just to make sure.
  13. If they start awarding PK every time an attacking player's foot gets barely stepped on, while inside the area, then they'll be giving them out basically every time an attacking player is in the area. (Based on my experience as a Forward, anyway)
  14. Pretty sure retirement is not in my future.
  15. So, if I understand this right, Donnie is teaching his players to "squat" on routes?
  16. My wife has no problem with me driving motorcycles, because she knows I'm a better bike pilot than car driver. Or possibly she's just looking forward to collecting on my life insurance policy.
  17. Well, we were happy that Japan escaped with a 2-1 win over a bigger, faster Cameroon squad yesterday. I say "escaped" because it easily could have been 4-2 the other way. Oh well, the victory puts them through to the next round, so all is good. Except I'm bummed Kozue Ando is done for this WC with a broken leg. She's my favorite player on Nadeshiko Japan. :-(
  18. Yeah, Nadeshiko Japan is who we root for in my family. I'm headed there (Japan) tomorrow, so it should be fun to watch with everybody.
  19. I remember I got to ride one of Man o'War 's grandson's when I was a kid. Biggest, scariest horse I ever rode. I was utterly terrified. Can't imagine what it must have been like to have been aboard the O.G.
  20. Missed what happened to Coli? Always liked his takes. The hard part is not the escape itself; it's figuring a plan to survive long-term on the outside with no money, no identity, friends being surveilled, etc., all while being hunted down by the resources of the state.
  21. Try waving instead of waiving. It takes about 72% less energy.
  22. No, if we cut him and he gets picked up by the P*ts, then he'll be playing with cheatahs.
  23. I don't lane split nearly as often as when I was younger. Just ain't worth it. There are times when it's pretty unavoidable, though.
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