Probably. But at least the Xenomorph had the good grace to keep its friggin' internal organs inside itself.
I think the first time I had octopus was when I ordered one at some Greek restaurant in Tarpon Springs (a community largely founded by Greek fishermen, as I heard it).
Grilled whole, and served with lemon wedges that you squeeze the juice over the 'pod. Fantastic.
You're doing it wrong.