Yeah, the Bills had just awesome luck with QB injuries last season.
I mean, having your UCL torn in half in game 8 is almost as good as a sponge bath from Margot Robbie.
I worked one summer at the Tops market on Bailey and you are 100% correct.
Shagging carts was the best part of that job by far. As opposed to "clean-up call on Aisle 6" which always turned out to be toddler puke, or worse...
I seem to remember the Bills had a OT named Mike Rockwood in camp like 25 years ago or something. He was around 6'10" if I'm not mistaken.
His nickname was "Redwood" but I think he lost it because a real Redwood has more bend to it than Mike could manage.