Jon in Pasadena

According to my astronomer friends, it's actually a factor of 2 ... .... in the exponent.

So...she's still stalking you? ...and hogtie her before-hand.

Or.... hire Hines Ward away from the Jets to be our "Offensive Quality Control" coach ....?

Checking whether he should be used in their "heavy" package...

Yeah, that's pretty much what I saw.

Did Smoke sucker-punch a Bengal on the sidelines a few plays ago when they roughed him up a bit after a catch? Thought I saw it live, but no replay...?

It's OK -- he makes up for it by throwing dimes....

Especially when your MLB is playing "Twister" with the OG on the backside of the play...

Edmunds completely misplayed that.

Tonight I was watching an old episode of The Office with my 13-year old, and Michael Scott starts singing "Two Tickets to Paradise" and I commented that the guy who wrote the song just passed, and my kid turns to me and says "Eddie Money, right? I was floored.

Dead center. White. Car-shaped.

Are you sure it was a girl? ?

'Cause we know Ed Oliver can eat Russell Bodine alive? And he has a much better +/- than Ristolainen. ?

JA 9/11 for 102 yds.

Old #fakenews: https://hoax-alert.leadstories.com/3470136-fake-news-man-accused-of-ejaculating-in-his-boss-coffee-everyday-for-4-years.html

Yeah, it's not what most people think of when you say "Japanese food", but it's true. Compared to the South Asian varieties, Japanese curry is a bit more like a spicy stew with a thick roux; very hearty and delicious. curry rice, katsu curry (breaded pork cutlet), and curry pan (soft bread rolls with curry filling) are the 3 big ones in my family.

Fun fact: Curry rice is actually one of the most commonly eaten dishes in Japan. It's the #1 comfort food for kids, so my wife cooks it quite often and I end up eating a ton of it, and yes it's yummy, though even the spiciest variant is not nearly as hot as Indian or Thai curries, which I also enjoy on occasion, along with Curry Laksa from Malaysia. Damn, now I'm hungry.

If it goes through your gut without being digested.... it might be?

I had exactly the same thought.

Hmm, that divot in his forehead looks to be right over the part of the brain that's responsible for higher-order thought processes and reasoning ability. Coincidence? ....I think not!

We went back to Buffalo a few weeks ago, and one day drove up to Toronto with a friend and his family. He recently got a metal detector (I didn't know they still made those things) and has been having fun digging up weird crap with it. We and our kids spent a half hour after lunch messing around in a small park near Kensington Market, finding pennies and such, and then the detector started buzzing a pretty strong signal. So we dig around to see what it hit -- and found a set of brass knuckles. The best part was when we walked into a police station and announced "we'd like to turn in a weapon we found." 20 cops heads on swivels right there. Got a receipt and everything.

"I watch summer movies with hot women blowing up stuff because I love intelligent original plots." -- Nobody

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Trolling? Or the meds?