Jon in Pasadena

OK. Now he's got two spleens!

Blackshear so smooth.

Billsiest thing ever: Spend a draft pick to get the best punter in the history of Football. Never punt again.

Richard Gere ?

No, schlongs only have "P" CLs...

One Carrie is already one too many.

Good thing he wasn't trying to cut in line in the bathroom.

"A Salted Nuts Sunday" means something a little different in Buffalo... (or Rochester)

Ah yes, good old Emerson, Stills, Palmer & Nash. One semester in college I was stuck between dueling neighbors with powerful stereo systems and very different musical tastes. I woke up every Saturday morning in the middle of a progressive folk-rock nightmare. Good times.

Some questions are their own answers.

Cattaraugus County, probably.

If he makes an NFL roster, then I want to bring back John Brown so I can watch Smoke smoke Smoke Monday Sunday someday..

LOL, Ramsey 😂

JA >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> KC

Justin Jefferson, just last season (2020-2021) 88 catches for 1400 yds. Total stud.

The last thing through his mind should have been his phone.

I once went deep into some old Usenet archives, searching for any info I could find on a particular motorcycle-related topic. Wasn't having much luck, but finally stumbled across a promising post. As I read through the post I started thinking to myself, wow, this is *almost* the information I need; this guy really seems to know what he's talking about! So I scrolled back up to the top to see who the author was... and yeah.

Thanks, I'd completely forgotten about that!

I actually met the real Marlboro Man (Darrell Winfield) back in 1979, when we had a field trip to Wyoming. He was an actual cowboy, and scarier than sh*t to a bunch of teenage city boys. A bunch of other actors were in the MM commercials over the years, but none of them could hold a candle to Mr. Winfield.

I don't get it.

On the video he says "I swear to God I'll kill you. On everything I love I'll kill you. I'll real deal kill you" while showing multiple guns. Just curious, how much more explicit would he need to be? Like, would he need to say "I pledge my life, my fortune, and my sacred honor, that at exactly 4:25pm on the afternoon of January 20th, 2022 A.D., I shall murder you in cold blood, in the Conservatory, with the revolver." ??

That's one way to get on Hard Knocks...

Wrong color jersey.