Jon in Pasadena

It's all fun and games until you go to the fridge for a beer and find a squid staring up at you.

When you ask Josh Allen for a teabag you have to be really specific...

You're planning to kick off within the next 27 months? Better start that bucket list...

Was that Tremaine's bro with the pick?

Just funnin'.?

I do not think that word means what you think it means..

10/10 times. /Sky Diver

That would give us a puncher's chance..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8y6DJAeolo

I was looking at Fitzy's career numbers, and if he could squeeze out 3 more seasons (including this season) with his average yards & TD's from the previous 3 seasons, I calculated he'd finish his career with 34,709 YDS and 223 TDs. That's astounding to me. Like, right there with Jim Kelly's career numbers (35,467 & 237). For a guy who's been a journeyman/backup for the bulk of his career. But I doubt he hits those averages. (Watch him prove me wrong now, because, you know, Fitzmagick.)

Seems legit.

3.5

Watching the live SpaceX announcement of the first paying customer who will fly to the moon on the BFR. Yusaku Maezawa from Japan. Dude is completely nuts. Amazing.

If you see her, say Hello.

Very brave of you to post this on a sports message board. Doesn't exactly make me want to eat there, though...

My hard drive is at 100% used and I still have room to store all the reasons for signing Tebow.

Saints. Had 9 yds rushing and a fumble (lost) yesterday.

Dumbass's friends: "Man, you really got to try the beaver up in Kennewick. That ****'s the bomb!" Dumbass: "Yeah, lemme just finish off this dime first..."

And the fan was sitting, like, at least 25 yards out of bounds.

Yeah, Jake Bortles is almost as bad as Blake Plummer was back in the day....

TBH, that's probably the highlight for this game. It's only goin' downhill from here...

That was "Hora-ble"

Fast-forward to end of season stats: And the #1 target for "crack-back" blocks this year was... Jalen "Black-and-blue" Ramsey ...