Jon in Pasadena

Unpossible!

Baker, also. Looks like a shoot-out tonight.

Well, that's better than finding a poop-bomb set to go off in 1 second, so I figure you're still coming out ahead!

If this game were dogwater it would be a massive upgrade.

Picked the wrong day to wear white underwear.

Tackling sucks tonight. If you have both arms around a leg SQUEEZE it as hard as you can and trip him up!!!

Naw, he's just like those closing lines of that "Invictus" poem: "I am the master of my bate, I am the captain of my pole." .. Or something like that...

Holy *****!!!

Hope you got plenty of starch in your, um, towel.

It would be sweet if the JAGwires could pull it off. (Not expecting it.)

Dalton's receivers are not giving him much help.

Nice Defensive stand by the Panters.

I didn't have my reading glasses on, and my brain somehow inserted a period between "dick" and "Tracy". That kinda made your post hit different.

That's OK. It's prepositions you're not supposed to end a sentence with.

Thumb on the scale... whenever it suits them....

Tuning in just to watch our old friend, Seven Dingleberries.

"Uh oh, we're gonna lose our bet. When we get home we have to sashay into that trucker's bar off I-95 and say 'Hey boys! Betcha can't wait to get some of this !' "

Peggy Lipton? Character was Julie...right?

"We really picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue."

With two rushing TDs already this season, Josh needs only two more to tie OJ Simpson for #2 all-time in Bills rushing TDs. If my math is right, he is currently #6 among all active NFL players in career rushing TDs, with a shot at finishing the season at #4. (AK will get a bunch more.) I think this is the current top 6 list: Derrick Henry - 94 Ezekiel Elliott - 72 Latavius Murray - 59 Alvin Kamara - 58 Melvin Gordon - 56 Josh Allen - 55

Doesn't even paint his nails. Friggin' neanderthal.

Deez nuts? Doze nuts!

Just a random thought, but could we maybe petition Joe Brady to change his last name? Every time I read something like "Brady has done blah-blah for the Bills..." I have a nearly overwhelming urge to strangle someone....

They're my go-to for a quick light lunch.